In which a purpose is revealed
In which all is revealed...
Gather round, friends! For today is the day we fight. A great injustice has been done recently. You may or may not be aware of the situation, but I assure you that it was the greatest injustice imparted on a man since, well, ever. I am, of course, talking about the demodulation and banning of perhaps one of the greatest heroes of our time: Mr. Jiro M. Dakodaton. Now some of you may not care. Some of you may not even be aware of what happened. And some of you still may care so much that the very thought of this unjust banning has caused you to lose all sembalance of sanity. Regardless of your current condition, however, I offer a solution:
We fight.
We win.
Today is a simple day of no importance however, after tonight, it shall be known as the day EoFF declared in one voice: we will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!
And it is for this purpose that we gather here today, with love for Jiro in our hearts to stand up to the oppressors. Who are they you ask? Here are your enemies. Your targets.
Your “staff members”
- Loony "Zany B" BoB
Del "da Dawg" Murder -- Shlup "the Slut" Quack
Pauly Psycho -- Rantzien, AKA The Furious Führer
Rampagin' Roogle -
- the Mustached Maestro, fire_of_avalon
Gangsta Guardian XIII -- Wee JessNOTE
Levian -
Set your sights on these monsters and fight for the freedom of Jiro!
This message was brought to you by the Coalition for Injustice Fighting and Jiro Saving and the letters N, C, and...
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