Window Licker

[Psychotic]

A tapir. (don't ask)

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

A butt, not that strange or nasty though...

ELABORATE

Not much to explain really...

[Shoeberto]

One time I was really drunk, and I found a bar of soap that smelled really good, so I thought it had to taste really good, and it turned out that it didn't.

[Bunny]

One time I was really drunk, and I found a bar of soap that smelled really good, so I thought it had to taste really good, and it turned out that it didn't.

This story had everything: good characters, suspense, and a dramatic closing.

[Shauna]

I tend not to lick things. Unless its a lollipop or something.

[DMKA]

One time I was really drunk, and I found a bar of soap that smelled really good, so I thought it had to taste really good, and it turned out that it didn't.

This story had everything: good characters, suspense, and a dramatic closing.

Agreed. I was on the edge of my seat from beginning to end.

Best ten seconds of my week.

[Iceglow]

Weirdest thing I've licked?

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Ok yeah this isn't an easy question I mean sure I've licked PLENTY of weird things, I mean it's just hard to pick which one is weirdest and also which ones I could actually confess to on here without a 1 year holiday enforced by the good natured staff here.

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I can't actually say the weirdest, my own sense of decorum and self preservation doesn't allow it. I'll have to settle for the back of a random (I say random, she wasn't all that random, just I hadn't gone to the gig with her just met her there and she was the one who put me up to it) person's head when at a gig joking around whilst drunk on a dare. Hair doesn't taste too great, especially when you've been standing in a boiling hot venue for 3 hours. She slapped me for actually doing it then kissed me for the same reasons...I was confused and had a hairball!

[Jiro]

The thread clearly states weirdest

[Laddy]

*writes rap song with candy double entendre*

[Hollycat]

I tend not to lick things. Unless its a lollipop or something.

Ive got a lolipop right here okerface:







plain or rubber?

[Jiro]

*writes rap song with candy double entendre*

Welcome to the candy shop I'll let you lick my lollipop? I think someone got there first.

[Loony BoB]

Bleys' wood.

[Shiny]

You ate a flower recently? Don't you have food?

Flowers can be food.

I guess I'm technically about to have a flower for lunch too, though this one's actually sold on the produce section.

I totally use to eat flowers too. I wanted their beauty inside of me. :shiny:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Inside of you, eh?

[~*~Celes~*~]

my ex's fun stick