EoFF: Dwarf Fortress - Spoonproblems. Also, goblin problems.

[Psychotic]

Cliffnotes: Dwarf Fortress - Boatmurdered

Alternatively: Dwarf Fortress - Syrupleaf (I did a bit that was supposed to be in here but it never was put in here I had an adventure!)

Cliffnotes 3: Townbrush.txt (I know it's a download but it's a .txt file, it's cool)

All of these are worthy and hilarious reads.

Also I think the best bet is never let people choose their roles. Simply because it's fine picking roles in theory but then when it actually comes to migration, you'll get a wave of 10 potash makers or something.

[Loony BoB]

Yeah, that's why I said it's no given that you'll actually get the roles. They're merely preferences. I imagine whoever starts this show off will make the final call on anything like that.

[Quindiana Jones]

But Dr. Quin! It's not lupus!

[Psychotic]

I wouldn't mind generating the world and picking a site. Simply because last time I played DF I hand-picked a site right next to a Goblin civilization that was led, and I trout you not, by a giant warthog demon made of snow. It was fun when that came a-knockin'. (Fell apart after one hit. Turns out snow isn't very strong )

[Loony BoB]

Wow, how crap would you feel if you were a snow demon. MAG 255, VIT 1.

Go for it. Start it up now! I can't wait!

EDIT: Also, I'm told that your name change is an official one, in which case, we don't have Doctor Quin, we have Doctor Hatt.

[Psychotic]

***Download Link***

DFFD - File: Lazy Newb Pack [0.31.25] [V9.2]

Lazy newb pack. Has all the graphics, additional utilities etc installed.

[Loony BoB]

Additional utilities?

EDIT: Oh, I can actually follow the link. I wasn't expecting that at work. xD

EDIT AGAIN: Ahaha, DFInit. "Dwarf Fortress, innit?"

[Quindiana Jones]

Wow, how crap would you feel if you were a snow demon. MAG 255, VIT 1.

Go for it. Start it up now! I can't wait!

EDIT: Also, I'm told that your name change is an official one, in which case, we don't have Doctor Quin, we have Doctor Hatt.

For the purpose of Dwarf Fortress, if I am a Doctor, I am Doctor Quin.

[Dignified Pauper]

I play vanilla only bitches. And stonesense, which, do we know if it's working yet for the newest version?

[DK]

I would like to be a misc. object user that sounds like the kind of guy who will be the cornerstone of the dwarf military.

[Pike]

I want to be a dwarf. Any sort of dwarf.

[Psychotic]

I play vanilla only bitches. And stonesense, which, do we know if it's working yet for the newest version?

I'm using vanilla to gen it. The only mod I am adding is that I am removing the exotic animal tags simply because I want war leopards. Also I think it is, although stonesense does not work on my PC.

[Loony BoB]

I'll use a custom tileset and that's probably about it. That DF Therapist thing looks interesting though, I might use that in a game of my own to try it out. If all it does is make it easier to go through menus, that's fine by me.

[Psychotic]

DF Therapist is a lot easier to use, yeah. I would also recommend using Stonesense to take screenshots!

I generated a world. May have a problem though. There are only 10 living Dwarves in it. Vafo Lurkhustled the Impure Silence the Lizard Demon clawed his way out of Hell itself, and showed up at a civilization of humans. This civilization of humans worship a few gods, one of them in the form of a dragon. Our friend Vafo is like "hey, 'sup, that's me." and they believed it. He then led them on a campaign which led to the extinction of the Elves and the utter massacre of the Dwarves.

I'll try again.

[Madame Adequate]

I MUST BE A DWARF

MISC. OBJECT USER

Also Paul what are you on, that world was perfect!