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Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
I had to settle for being Mexican.
want me to make you asian?
Yes.

inb4 cutting of part of my penis
You're already Mexican, which is close enough to Puerto Rican that you can own a rotary. (There's rules, I'm white but I'm allowed to own one thanks to affirmative action) Maybe with the right clothing, etc. you could also pass for Asn!!

Then you could put a rotary swap into some Honda while simultaneously qualifying for multiple minority scholarships. The plan is perfect!