Sephex's adventure with the Dragon King
Warning: full-context awesomeness
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[21:12] <tavaryn> but gamestop only gives you like 2 bucks for it
[21:12] <Sephex> Brosephiroths!
[21:12] <Jiro> Brosephexiroths!
[21:12] <Sephex> You have heeded my call, young warrior!
[21:12] <Sephex> What shall we do?
[21:12] <Sephex> Storm the castle?
[21:12] <Sephex> Or run from the enemy!
[21:13] <Sephex> WE CANT
[21:13] <foa> shorty
[21:13] <Sephex> WE WONT!!
[21:13] <tavaryn> ugh
[21:13] <foa> does it sound like this
[21:13] <foa> Barn Owl Shriek - YouTube
[21:13] <Shorty> foaface
[21:13] <tavaryn> i am trying to convince myself to play a video game
[21:13] <Shorty> lemme listen
[21:13]SEPHEXPOT
[21:13] <Jiro> We never run
[21:13] <tavaryn> it is not going very well
[21:13] <tavaryn> someone help
[21:13] <Jiro> Except towards danger
[21:13] <Shorty> No.
[21:13] <Sephex> Jiro is in my army now
[21:13] <Shorty> I don't think it's an owl.
[21:13]Tigmafuzz, you best me joing this party!!!!
[21:13]Maybe. I swallowed gum today.
[21:13] <Shorty> Pretty sure it's a prehistoric flying thing that is not a bird.
[21:13]I might be too slow to be in the army again.
[21:13] <Sephex> We are going to storm a caslte.
[21:13]Well......
[21:13]I doi enjoy storming castles
[21:14] <Jiro> I will serve Sir Sephex valiantly!
[21:14] <Sephex> Thank you, my knight!
[21:14] <Sam> Shorty said I'm evil demonspawn and she wants to kill me
[21:14] * Tigmafuzz puts on his rubber suit and minerva boots
[21:14] <krissy> That Gotye Song - YouTube
[21:14]well you are sam
[21:14]but that should be seen as a good thing
[21:14] <Sephex> How should eb storm the castle? Just run in? Or think of a more cunning plan?
[21:15] <Shorty> I NEVER SAID THAT
[21:15] <Jiro> Cunning!
[21:15] <Shorty> EVER
[21:15] <Jiro> Always use your cunning!
[21:15]We should do like Nobunaga did
[21:15] <Shorty> I agreed when she said she was evil
[21:15]in my dream
[21:15] <Jiro> I put all of my points into cunning when I started my build
[21:15] <Sam> She said she wants to sacrifice me to her Mormon gods
[21:15] <Shorty> but now that I have her address I"m considering killing her
[21:15] <Shorty> ahahaha
[21:15] <Jiro> A cunning warrior, they'll never expect it!
[21:15] <foa> I have wandered into the animals part of youtube
[21:15]you will never leave foa
[21:15] <Sam> And she and her sisterwives will eat my entrails
[21:15]so many cute animals
[21:15] <foa> never to be seen again
[21:16] <Sephex> Ok
[21:16]sephex let's rain down fiery arrows upon them
[21:16] <Sephex> Jiro.
[21:16] <Jiro> !age roogle
[21:16] <Yumitsuka> Jamil's age is 26 years, 2 days, 16 hours, 20 minutes and 9 seconds.
[21:16] <Sam> YAH EVERYONE SEND ME A CARD FOR MY BIRTHDAY
[21:16]and then point and laugh
[21:16] <Shorty> WHAT THEN MY CARD WON'T BE SPECIAL
[21:16]sam I will draw you a card
[21:16] <Shorty> I WAS GOING TO HAND MAKE IT
[21:16] <Sephex> Let's flank the castle from the left and all of us will fire arrows EVERYWHERE!!!
[21:16]and then take a picture
[21:16]and then burn it
[21:16] <Shorty> ahaha meeeean tigma!
[21:16] <Shorty> Why would you do that
[21:16]because
[21:16] <Jiro> Spin around firing rapidly so we become a torrent of arrows!
[21:16]if I mail it
[21:16]she'll have my address
[21:16] <Jiro> Shorty I was already doing that first
[21:16] <Jiro> You're late to the party
[21:17]and then she'll send me bombs
[21:17] <Shorty> Nope, sorry Dak
[21:17] <Sephex> Ok, you guys read for this?!??
[21:17] <Shorty> You thought of it after I just said that
[21:17]YES SEPHEX
[21:17] <Shorty> And stole my idea for yourself.
[21:17] <Sephex> !
[21:17]LET US RIDE INTO VICTORY
[21:17] <Shorty> BUZZ OFF
[21:17] <Sephex> 1
[21:17] <Jiro> Spinning arrow attack!!!
[21:17] <Sephex> 2
[21:17] <Sephex> 3
[21:17] <Sam> It's true
[21:17]KA
[21:17]ME
[21:17]HA
[21:17]ME
[21:17] <Sephex> FLANNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:17]HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[21:17] <Sephex> GO
[21:17] <Sephex> GGOGOGOGGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOOGGOG
[21:17] <Jiro> FLANKING LIKE A TANK
[21:17] <Sephex> GGOGOGOGOGOGOG
[21:17] <Shorty> xDD
[21:17] <Sam> SO MANY HOMEMADE CARDS :3
[21:17] <Sephex> Start firing the arrows
[21:17] <Jiro> ARROWING LIKE I'M BARROWING
[21:17] <Shorty> I'm loving this xD
[21:17] <krissy> macaroni cards
[21:17] <Jiro> Pew pew pew pew!
[21:17] <Sephex> They look confused!!!!
[21:17] * Tigmafuzz blew up a mountain next to the castle, accomplishing nothing
[21:17] <Sam> I will put them on the windowsill above my bed
[21:17] <Sephex> FIRE
[21:17] <Jiro> Arrows make laser sounds!
[21:17] <Sephex> FIRE EVERYTHING
[21:17] <Shorty> ahaha macaroni cards
[21:17]PEW PEW PEW
[21:17] <Sam> so when i go to bed at night
[21:17]PEW PEW
[21:18] <Sephex> EVEN THE CHICKENS!!!!
[21:18] <Jiro> Thwack crash shoot bang whoosh few
[21:18] <Shorty> and all the macaroni falls off in the mail
[21:18]PEW PEW PEW PEW
[21:18] <Sam> i can look at them
[21:18] <Shorty> glitter everywhere
[21:18] <Jiro> Mrrrwrownw
[21:18] * Proto aims an arrow to the knees
[21:18] <Sam> and dream of all of your beautiful faces
[21:18] <Sam> STICKERS
[21:18] <Jiro> CHICKEN BOMB
[21:18] <Sam> LOTS OF STICKERS
[21:18] <Sephex> Okay, the left side is crumbling!!!
[21:18] * Proto FIRES
[21:18] * Jiro does the dance of his people
[21:18] <Sephex> KEEP focusing on that point!
[21:18] * Tigmafuzz holds up the left side
[21:18] * Jiro dodges all the returning fire!
[21:18]IT'S GOING TO CRSH MY CARROTS
[21:18] <Sephex> It is flashing orage
[21:18] * Jiro uses Focus! His attack power went up!
[21:18] <Shorty> Sam I am going to cover the envelope the card is in in so many stickers it will make your head spin
[21:18] <Sephex> HIT THE ORANGE SPOT!
[21:18] * Tigmafuzz builds a greenhouse and moves his carrots
[21:18] <Jiro> Charge forward and break that weak point!
[21:18] <kotora> night all
[21:18]ATTACK THE WEAK SPOT FOR MAXIMUM DAMAGE
[21:18] <Shorty> The postman will probably grow concerned.
[21:18] <Jiro> Punch punch punch
[21:18] <Sephex> THE CASTLE WALL WILL FALLL IF WE DO!!!!!
[21:18]night kotora
[21:18] <foa> what the hell is going on in here.
[21:18] <Jiro> fight fight fight
[21:19] <Jiro> good night kotora
[21:19] <Jiro> !
[21:19] <Sephex> NIGHT KOTORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:19]FOA QUICK DODGE
[21:19] <Sephex> GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
[21:19] <Jiro> FLYING KICK OF DOOOOOOM
[21:19] <Jiro> WATCH OUT
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[21:19] <Jiro> OH NO
[21:19] <Sephex> Wall is busted ioen!!!
[21:19] <Jiro> smurf
[21:19] <Sam> Haha
[21:19] <Jiro> MY SHOULDER
[21:19] <Sam> Sarah
[21:19] <Shorty> It's like I'm on the set of Heat or something
[21:19] <Sephex> *open
[21:19] <Jiro> THEY GOT ME SARGE
[21:19] <Shorty> Sam
[21:19] <Sam> Pull a Molly Weasley
[21:19] * Tigmafuzz stubs his toe
[21:19]MAN DOWN
[21:19]MAN DOWN
[21:19] <Sephex> Jiro!!!
[21:19] <Shorty> Samface
[21:19] <Sam> And put like 50 stamps
[21:19] <foa> I can stop all of you
[21:19] <Sam> All over it
[21:19] <Shorty> Open Faced Sammich
[21:19] <Jiro> THEY GOT ME oh it's just a flesh wound
[21:19] <foa> I can bring peace back to #eoff
[21:19] <Jiro> I'm alright
[21:19] <Sephex> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:19] <Lawr> you guys talk too much
[21:19] <Jiro> SUDDENLY
[21:19] <Shorty> ahahaha I'm going to xD
[21:19] <foa> fo you know how?
[21:19] <Sephex> JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:19] <Sam> Samsonite
[21:19] <Jiro> pssswahaaaaoooooo
[21:19] <Shorty> gonna molly weasley that tit up
[21:19] * Jiro uses CURE
[21:19] <Sephex> AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
[21:19] <Jiro> Tip top!
[21:19] <Jiro> Wait
[21:19] <Jiro> No
[21:19] <foa> Peabody's Bathtime - YouTube
[21:19] * Tigmafuzz casts fluffly bunny
[21:19] <Jiro> still bleeding!
[21:19] <Jiro> smurf
[21:19] <Jiro> QUICK
[21:19] <Shorty> SAM
[21:20] <Shorty> oh my god
[21:20] * Jiro sleeps for 7 seconds
[21:20] * Jiro is fully recovered!
[21:20] <Shorty> I'll get one of those recording yourself cards
[21:20] <Jiro> YES
[21:20] <Jiro> IT WORKS
[21:20] <Sam> I love how there's like
[21:20] <Sephex> *with great strength Sephex thorws all arroes at center caslte*
[21:20] <Shorty> and molly weasley that tit too
[21:20] * Tigmafuzz uses quick attack
[21:20] <Sam> 3 conversations going on atm
[21:20] <Jiro> Throw them arrows!
[21:20] <Jiro> ALL OF THEM
[21:20] <Jiro> THROW THE BOWS TOO
[21:20] * Proto uses splash attack
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[21:20] <Jiro> THROW EVERYTHING
[21:20] <Jiro> THROW ME
[21:20] <Sephex> WE HAVE BROKEN THE ENEMIES PERIMETER
[21:20] * Jiro throws himself
[21:20] <Sam> OMG
[21:20] <Jiro> WHOOOOO
[21:20] <Shorty> ahaha xD
[21:20] <Sam> SAMANTHA JONES
[21:20] <Jiro> I"m flying!
[21:20] * Tigmafuzz jumps up and down pointlessly while chanting "leedleedleedleedlee"
[21:20] <Sam> HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR
[21:20] <Sephex> Okay
[21:20] <Shorty> ahahahaha I'm doing ut
[21:20] <Shorty> it
[21:20] <Sephex> WE ARE IN
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[21:20] <Jiro> Time to cause some real damage right Sephex!
[21:20] <Shorty> sonofabitch
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[21:21] * Jiro bear mode engaged
[21:21] * Tigmafuzz starts firing machine guns at people
[21:21] <Jiro> LET'S smurf tit UP
[21:21]RATTATTATTATTATTATTA
[21:21] <Sephex> WE have to kill the king of the castle now!!!
[21:21] <Sam> BOYS AND THEIR TOYS
[21:21]OX KING?
[21:21] <Shorty> I should have kept that tit to myself and surprised you xD
[21:21] <Jiro> AW YEAH RAGE OF A THOUSAND BUTTMUNCHERS
[21:21] <Sephex> LOOK FO THE KING!!!!
[21:21] <Sephex> But if you find him
[21:21] * Tigmafuzz turns the speakers to eleven
[21:21] <Jiro> THE KING IS AN OX?!
[21:21] <Sephex> DON'T ATTACK!!!!!
[21:21] <Jiro> OH MY GOD
[21:21]THAT'LL FLUSH HIM OUT'
[21:21] <Jiro> IT"S DESTINED
[21:21] <Jiro> OX BEAR BATTLE
[21:21] <EoFFChatter1948> ...
[21:21] <Shorty> you guys ahahaha xD
[21:21]OH GOD JIRO HELP ME
[21:21]CRABS
[21:21] <Sephex> DO NOT ATTACK THE KIN!!!!!
[21:21] <Jiro> LET'S DANCE WHILE WE ASSAULT!
[21:21]CRABS EVERYWHERE
[21:21] <Jiro> OH NO
[21:21]CRAB BATTLE
[21:21] <Jiro> CRAB BATTLE!
[21:21]IT BROKE MY KNIFE
[21:21] <Sephex> I HAVE SOMETHING I MUST DO
[21:21] <Jiro> FUZZY T MY BROTHER
[21:22] <Jiro> I WILL AVENGE YOU
[21:22] * Tigmafuzz dances the song of his people
[21:22] <Sephex> YOU HAVE TO LET ME CONTACTT EH KING
[21:22] <Jiro> counter balance the knife
[21:22] <Sephex> JUST LET ME FIND HIM
[21:22] <Jiro> quick slash
[21:22]TAKE ME TO YOUR LORD!
[21:22] <Jiro> retract!
[21:22] <Sephex> HElP ME~!!!!!!
[21:22] <Shorty> counter balance ahaha
[21:22] <Jiro> OH GOD SEPHEX TOO!
[21:22]"could have ben an African swallow"
[21:22]I SAID TAKE ME TO YOUR LORD
[21:22] <Jiro> FUDGE CAKES!
[21:22] <Proto> I'm lost in all this chaos
[21:22] <Jiro> African swallow or european?
[21:22] <Sephex> GRAB PUBLIC HAIR BATTLE FOIRM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
[21:22] <Jiro> THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!
[21:22]it's a matter of weight
[21:22] <Proto> I'll go enjoy some muffins
[21:22] <Sephex> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGGGGg'
[21:22] <Jiro> OH GOOD PUBLIC HAIR!
[21:22] <Jiro> QUICKLY
[21:22] * Tigmafuzz fires radioactive muffins at the enemy
[21:22] <Jiro> GET THE SCISSORS!
[21:22]public hair?
[21:22]like
[21:22]available to everyone
[21:23] <Jiro> WHERE'S MY DONKEY
[21:23] <Jiro> I NEED MY NOBLE STEED
[21:23] <Sephex> We can do it!
[21:23] * Tigmafuzz is riding a grue
[21:23] <Jiro> RIDE DONKEY
[21:23] <Sephex> The King is in the Next Room!
[21:23]OH GOD I FORGOT GRUES ARE PURE EVIL AND DEATH
[21:23] <Jiro> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S DEAD?
[21:23] <Sephex> Let me in there!
[21:23] <Jiro> SADFACE
[21:23] <Sephex> Help me up there!
[21:23] <Jiro> BUST OPEN THE DOOR
[21:23] <Jiro> JUST
[21:23] <Shorty> * The rest of chat ceases.
[21:23] <Jiro> I NEED TO KILL SOMETHING
[21:23] <Jiro>
[21:23] <Sephex> Throw me up there!!!!!
[21:23] <Jiro> SADFACEFORVEER
[21:23] * Tigmafuzz tpyes GO NORTH
[21:23] * Jiro braces
[21:23]*you have hit a wall*
[21:23] <Jiro> THROWS SEPHEX
[21:23] <Sephex> Then I can get to the KING!!!
[21:23] <Jiro> TOO HIGH
[21:23] <Jiro> INTO THE SUN
[21:23] * Tigmafuzz TYPES GO EAST
[21:23] <Jiro> HE COMES BACK DOWN
[21:23] <Jiro> SUCCESSFUL LAUNCH
[21:23] <Sephex> *time passes*
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[21:24] <Sephex> I A THERE!!
[21:24] * Tigmafuzz reads THe Brothers Karamazov
[21:24] <Sam> Can I get in on this action?
[21:24] <Sephex> I AM GOING TO THE KING
[21:24] <Jiro> Houston we have successful moon landing
[21:24] <Sephex> HANG TIGHT!!!
[21:24] <Jiro> Roger that Jiro
[21:24] * Tigmafuzz brings in sam
[21:24] * Jiro hangs ten
[21:24]GOGOGOGOGOGO
[21:24] <Sephex> wwww
[21:24] <Sephex> Wait
[21:24] <Sam> smurf YEAH
[21:24] <Jiro> radical dude~
[21:24] * Tigmafuzz throws sam at a random gaurd
[21:24] <Sephex> wait....
[21:24] <Sephex> ...
[21:24] <Sephex> ...
[21:24] <Sephex> Who?1
[21:24] <Jiro> IT'S A TARP!
[21:24] <Sephex> who are you?
[21:24] <Sephex> NNN
[21:24] <Sephex> NOOO!
[21:24] <Shorty> ahahaha it's a tarp
[21:24] <Sephex> ARRRRGGRGRGRGRGSFRGSFR
[21:24] <Jiro> IT'S A CARP!
[21:24] <Sam> A GOURD
[21:24] * Tigmafuzz has a heart attack
[21:24] <Sam> AND A TARP
[21:24] == Sephex has changed nick to Dragon
[21:24] <Shorty> oh dear lord
[21:24]HNNNNNNGGGGGGG
[21:24] <Jiro> Oh smurf
[21:24] <Jiro> oh smurf
[21:24] <Jiro> DRAGONS
[21:24] <Shorty> what fresh hell is this
[21:25] <Jiro> DRAGONS
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz rides dragon
[21:25] <Jiro> I love dragons!
[21:25] <Jiro> LET ME STAB IT
[21:25] <Shorty> WHAT
[21:25]YEAH
[21:25] <Lawr> seen chionos
[21:25] <Utamaru> Lawr: chionos spoke 10 days and 22 hours ago; 10 days and 21 hours ago was here and left IRC: Leaving:
[21:25]COME AT ME BRO
[21:25] * Jiro does a smurfing ninja rockstar slide
[21:25] <Sam> I AM THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS
[21:25] == Dragon has changed nick to Dragon_King
[21:25] <Sam> SAMANTHA STORMBORN
[21:25] <Lawr> What the heck who is chionos
[21:25] <Shorty> dakoda ahahaha
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz EATS A WAFFLE ON A DRAGON
[21:25] <Dragon_King> HAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:25] <Sam> THE UNBURBABLE
[21:25] <Dragon_King> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:25] <Proto> Is that a sexy dragon?
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz gets thrown off by transformation
[21:25] * Jiro smurfing slides under the smurfing dragon with his smurfing sword up and stabs
[21:25] <Dragon_King> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:25] <foa> unburbable?
[21:25] <Shorty> Sephex, are you a sexy dragon?
[21:25] <Dragon_King> YOU ARE ALL DEAD
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz pokes sam with a stick
[21:25] <Dragon_King> argH
[21:25] * Jiro smurfing cuts smurfing everything smurfing smurf cut dead slash fire dead ninja rockstar
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz summons BAHAMUT ZERO
[21:25] <Shorty> ahahahahaaa
[21:25] == mode/#eoff [+o foa] by Wolf_Kanno
[21:25] <Dragon_King> MY ONE WEAKENSS!!!!
[21:25] <Jiro> CRAB BATTLE
[21:25] * Sam lights Tigmafuzz's deku stick on fire
[21:26] <Dragon_King> rpg BULLtit ATTACKS!
[21:26] <Dragon_King> nooooo
[21:26] <Shorty> CRAB BATTLE
[21:26] * Tigmafuzz summons Ark and Knights of the Round
[21:26] <Shorty> dying
[21:26] <Shorty> I am dying
[21:26] <Jiro> DRAGON BATTLE
[21:26] <Dragon_King> how could they have known
[21:26] <Sam> CRAB PEOPLE
[21:26] * Tigmafuzz is attacked by his own summons
[21:26] <Dragon_King> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:26] <Sam> CRAP PEOPLE
[21:26]oh god why
[21:26] <Jiro> KING DRAGON BATTLING CRABS
[21:26]HERE COME THE MOLES
[21:26]REINFORCEMENTS GUYS
[21:26] <Jiro> ALSO BATTLING AIDS
[21:26] <Dragon_King> UGH
[21:26] <Sam> PEW PEW PEW
[21:26] <Dragon_King> I AM NOT DOWN YET
[21:26] <Sam> I USE MY TIT ROCKETS
[21:26]PICHEW *chrrr*
[21:26] <Dragon_King> *FIREBREATH*
[21:26] * Proto summons unicorns and narwhals
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[21:26] <Dragon_King> *EVERYsmurfINGWHERE*
[21:26]YEAH THE NARWHALS JEFF
[21:26] <Jiro> He got a mafuggin rpg in the back pack?
[21:26] * Tigmafuzz summons NoLegs the cat
[21:27] <Jiro> HE GOT A MAFUGGIN RPG IN THE BACK PACK
[21:27] <Jiro> WHAT A MAFFUGAH
[21:27] <Sam> GUYS GUYS WHERE IS HIS WEAKNESS
[21:27] * Tigmafuzz uses omniburp
[21:27] * Jiro rides a rocket
[21:27]IT'S IN HIS EYEBALL
[21:27] <Dragon_King> YOU CAN NOT WINq!!!!!
[21:27] <Jiro> ROCKET JOCKET
[21:27]UNDER THE SEA
[21:27] <Jiro> I MEAN JOCKEY
[21:27] <Jiro> smurf
[21:27]DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER
[21:27] <Jiro> ROCKET JOCKEY
[21:27] == mode/#eoff [+m] by foa
[21:27] <@foa> Okay
[21:27] <@foa> I will let you out of mute jail
[21:27] <@foa> on two conditions
[21:27] == rubah has changed nick to NEVAR
[21:27] <@foa> 1) Jiro never says MaFuggin again
[21:28]can i say mafuggin?
[21:28] == You need voice (+v) (#eoff): #eoff
[21:28] == Jiro has changed nick to smurfyouall
[21:28] <@foa> and 2) everybody calmes down
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[21:28] <@foa> -e
[21:28] == NEVAR has changed nick to MacGuffin
[21:28] == Shorty has changed nick to foawhatthehell
[21:28] == foawhatthehell has changed nick to this
[21:28] <@foa> My brain hurts
[21:28] == this has changed nick to thisistheworst
[21:28] == Tigmafuzz has changed nick to CanISayMaFugginThen
[21:28] == Sam has changed nick to wtfiswrongwithyouguys
[21:28] == Dragon_King has changed nick to Sephex
[21:28] <@foa> No
[21:28] <@foa> No one can
[21:28] <@foa> Now
[21:28] == MacGuffin has changed nick to what
[21:28] == mode/#eoff [-m] by foa
[21:28] <thisistheworst> FOA
[21:28] == what has changed nick to is
[21:28] == Jiro [~EoFFChatt@45066026.D3A14597.65885CE6.IP] has joined #eoff
[21:28] <thisistheworst> I SWEAR TO GOD
[21:28] == is has changed nick to your
[21:28] <Jiro> AHAHAHAA
[21:28] <Sephex> We were in the middle of an intense battle.
[21:29] == CanISayMaFugginThen has changed nick to Tigmacheesecake
[21:29] == your has changed nick to problem
[21:29] <Jiro> I AM THE WINNER
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> jiro
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> wtf
[21:29]You made us lose the castle foa
[21:29] <Sephex> They were fighting the Dragon King!
[21:29] <Jiro> It was all a trick!
[21:29] <Jiro> A feint!
[21:29] <Jiro> I played dead
[21:29] <Jiro> AND THEN I JUMPED UP
[21:29] <@foa> I am the castle.
[21:29] <@foa> >
[21:29] <Jiro> AND KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS
[21:29] <thisistheworst> xDD
[21:29]OH DEAR GOD
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> foa
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> if you're castle
[21:29] <problem> I joined another damn pixel doll art forum today
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> can i storm your battlements?
[21:29]THEN WHO WAS PHONE
[21:29] <Jiro> then who was door?
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> take a swim in your moat?
[21:29] <Proto> foa can take all of us inside
[21:29] == problem has changed nick to rubah
[21:29] <@foa> Wait, who are you again?
[21:29] <Proto> That's disturbing
[21:30]I would also like to raid foa's armory
[21:30] <Sephex> But
[21:30] == oldskoolfreak [~EoFFChatt@eyesonff-10D7E383.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net] has joined #eoff
[21:30] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW
[21:30] <Sephex> You guys have beated the Dragon King
[21:30] == wtfiswrongwithyouguys has changed nick to Sam
[21:30]beated
[21:30]yeah
[21:30] <@foa> ps I'm a haunted castle
[21:30] <Sam> BEATED
[21:30]okay foa
[21:30]I can handle a few ghosts
[21:30] <@foa> so I will smash you with my drawbridge
[21:30] <Sephex> So you have all won!
[21:30] <Sephex> Yay!
[21:30] <Jiro> Victory!
[21:30] <Jiro> We have victory!
[21:30] <@foa> and stab you with my portcullises
[21:30] * Tigmacheesecake ascends to a being of pure energy and consciousness
[21:30]YEAH LEVEL UP
[21:30] <@foa> aw Sephex is like the kid who always has to lose
[21:30] <Jiro> ROBBAZ LORD OR NIPPLES IS LORD OF THIS CASTLE
[21:30]you can stab me with your portcullis foa
[21:30] <@foa> even when he's the best guy
[21:30] <Sam> a portcullis is a smurfing doorway
[21:31] <Sephex> I set the game up that way
[21:31] <Sam> hw are you gonna stab us?
[21:31] <Sephex> To rally everyone up
[21:31] <Jiro> Final Fantasy: Fanfare (I-XII) - YouTube
[21:31] <Sephex> then I turne out to be the final boss
[21:31] <Sephex> it was fun
[21:31]it's like beating someone with a pothole sam
[21:31]it takes skill
[21:31] <@foa> A portcullis is the gate in front of the main entrance to the castle
[21:31] <Sam> yeah foa can beat me with her pothole
[21:31]it also refers to an archway
[21:31] <thisistheworst> ahahaha
[21:31]haha
[21:31] <Jiro> Sephex I am all sweaty
[21:31] <Sephex> hahahaha
[21:31] <@foa> Portcullis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia portcullis
[21:31]that adventure was totally excellent
[21:32] <Lawr> Jason
[21:32] <@foa> learn a thing.
[21:32] <Sephex> I am totoaly turned this room upside down.
[21:32]you what sephex
[21:32] <Proto> Next time, we'll do a bogus adventure
[21:32] <thisistheworst> This one wasn't bogus?
[21:32]+1 proto
[21:32] <Jiro> Upside down flip it around forwards and backwards who knows where we don't care
[21:33] <@foa> also how much would it suck to have hot sand poured on your head.
[21:33]this needs to be saved for all eternity
[21:33] <Sephex> I was just saying
[21:33]!addquote <@foa> I am the castle.
[21:33] <Sugarlips`> Quote has been added to storage file.
[21:33] <Sephex> That i came in here
[21:33] <Jiro> I'll just paste it on the forum
[21:33]we shall remember this day
[21:33] <Sephex> with ambien tearing through my sysytem
[21:33] <Jiro> wait smurf
[21:33] <Jiro> I exited
[21:33] <Sephex> and I wanted people to go on an adventure with me
[21:33] <Jiro> I can't do it
[21:33] <Jiro> Someone else!
[21:33] <thisistheworst> do what
[21:33] <thisistheworst> wait
[21:33] <thisistheworst> jesus
[21:33] == thisistheworst has changed nick to Shorty
[21:34]"Yes, this is Jesus"
[21:34] <Jiro> Just copy paste everything
[21:34] <Shorty> No, get out >
[21:34] <Jiro> onto the foru
[21:34]okay
[21:34] <Shorty> hang on
[21:34] <Jiro> forum
[21:34] * Tigmacheesecake acquires "out"
[21:34]I got it shorty now what
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
