I have invented a novel way to travel: hurling myself into a river and letting the current take me where I need to go. It's even more fun when I go over huge waterfalls

I also encountered my first giants, but I had a plan to take them down.

THE PLAN:
Cover an arrow with frenzy poison, and stealthily fire it at a giant. He will then go crazy, and he and his pal will pummel the crap out of each other. I will finish off the weakened loser with some more stealthily fired poisoned arrows. I will then teabag their corpses, triumphant and smug.

THE REALITY:
Covered an arrow with frenzy poison, and stealthily fired it at a giant. He and his friend, instead of fighting each other, come sprinting over to me and I get blasted 100ft into the air by their clubs.