The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[Quindiana Jones]

Just through 20K at a Master Destruction trainer because I'm impatient and want the Expert spells. Even though I knew I could afford it, I couldn't help but mourn spending my money.

And I couldn't just pickpocket it back because there's a 0% chance once the money gets too high. So, naturally, I tried killing her, but apparently she's essentially or whatever.

[G13]

Welp, I need a divorce.

Caught that mentally challenged woodcutter just staring at the side of my house a bit ago, then realized he was staring into a window. Then I thought "Huh, my wife's in there. She's also a whore..." and then I set him aflame with my fire breath. Nearby guard didn't like that too much, but I didn't care, I called down lightning upon him. Subsequently, lightning started hitting other people in the street, and this evolved into a full on bloodbath. No one, save for children or essentials, escaped my wrath. I even went up to Dragonsreach just to slap the Jarl around a bit. I especially enjoyed taking out my anger on Belethor. I did come back and I brought a fist full of fire with me!

Finally, I made my way into the Bannered Mare. I killed everyone I came into contact with, except for one man. Same Guevenne took one look at me, said something quite shrilly about a drinking contest, and practically punched me through the roof, thus ending my killing spree.

In truth, by the time I got to Sam I had completely forgotten what caused the spree to begin with, but I remembered once the game loaded my last save as I stood staring at the woodcutting simpleton watching stupidly at whatever was going on on the other side of that window as if nothing had ever happened.

I think maybe I'll just give my wife to Boethiah this time around, and run off to Solitude with Aela.

[Hollycat]

sam is best character b y far

[NorthernChaosGod]

I wish I could try and fight Sam, that'd be dope.

I've caught that stupid woodcutter leaving my house once before, while he seems to hang around my house quite a bit as well, and I don't like it one bit. It's at this point I'm thinking of divorcing Ysolda with the power vested in me by the State of Legendary Daedric Sword and marrying Aela.

[Hollycat]

sam is unkillable, you do know why right?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yes, I've already received the Sanguine Rose. That's exactly why I'd like to see what happens if I were to try and fight Sam.

[G13]

He'd probably take a knee for a bit and then launch right back into kicking your ass.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I figured that much, but I want to see how he fights. I should just go to Morvunskar, since I think he's still hanging around inside.

[Quindiana Jones]

Ugh, Belethor is another one. Annoying prick. Someone, somewhere in the Bethesda offices during the making of Skyrim, thought "well, we've got this amazing world filled with intrigue and adventure. As we all know, too much of a good thing can make gamers entitled pricks, so let's populate this magical land almost entirely with massive assholes." smurf Belethor, Nazeem, Lydia and everyone else in this godforsaken place.

Well, everyone except my new Khajiit follower (pro-tip: all followers are dicks to you, except the Khajiit ones). I've finally come to terms with the death of my last companion, Kharjo, and have decided that th best way to get past the whole thing is to deck out another Khajiit in his armour. J'zargo is my new partner in crime heroism, though I've now enchanted the armour to resist magic. Not falling for that old trick again!

[CimminyCricket]

I had to kill J'zargo to pass the first College of Winterhold quest. The teacher wouldn't shoot a spell at me, but after the 'unfortunate accident' that occured, we skipped that lesson and headed straight to the ruins.

[Shattered Dreamer]

I had to kill J'zargo to pass the first College of Winterhold quest. The teacher wouldn't shoot a spell at me, but after the 'unfortunate accident' that occured, we skipped that lesson and headed straight to the ruins.

I sacrificed his ass to a Daedric Prince after his stupid flame cloak got me mobbed by a bunch of Imperial Soldiers during a quest. Problem one of Skyrim's most annoying NPC's definitely

[Quindiana Jones]

That makes me physically sick. If that had happened to me, I'd have bought a PC and used console commands so that I could kill Tolfgir and pass the quest anyway.

[CimminyCricket]

What really sucks is I didn't think to have my companion wait away from the college, so she ended up 'helping me' kill the other students in my class.

[Quindiana Jones]

If I were you, I'd just start again. J'zargo is worth it. His quest has you blowing yourself up.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've been thinking of finally ditching Lydia for someone else. Followers get level capped to what you were at when you met them, right? I've had Lydia for over 30 levels, I'll have to enchant her armor to resist magic and maybe raise health should I wish to keep her.