"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't!"

Words I have heard a dozen times or more, and once again the taunt rang out as I walked through the marketplace. But this time, something was different. This time my artifact Daedric Mace connected with Nazeem's head before he finished his sentence, sending it flying clean off. I then casually paid off the 1000 gold bounty like it wasnt no thang, and considered it money well spent.

When I returned, everyone was standing over the corpse, rubbing the crotch. I helpfully stripped him and then hauled the body down to the little stream near the entrance, and dumped it in. I then conducted a thorough search for his head, finding it on a roof. Not finished there, I went over to the meat stall, took a leg of goat from a plate, and replaced it with Nazeem's head. Jackass for sale! Get your fresh jackass! Incidentally his widow watched me do this and gave me a death glare. That was awkward. It then rolled off, was kicked by a running child, and now I can't find it anywhere.

summary: smurf nazeem