I went around the world, gathering baskets, put them over everyones heads, slayed nazeem in cold blood, buried him in a 3 foot tall pile of cabbages, then removed the baskets. As they all went to the pile to pick up the veggies (and the dropped murder weapon (wiped clean) an ebony dagger) they slowly came to realize there was something under the pile. and then they found him. And on that day not a single smurf was given.