Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~ View Post
Today I decided to stop adventuring for a bit and visit my husband. I decided to sell some of my junk to him, only to be totally devestated when I saw that he had his Holy Bond of Matrimony up for sale. I am now filing for divorce. Farengar Secret-Fire was always better looking anyway, what with those massive side burns. I don't even know my husband's name.
I only realised what thread I was in about halfway through reading this post. It was a weird moment.

Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~ View Post
Farengar Secret-Fire was always better looking anyway, what with those massive side burns. I don't even know my husband's name.
Come to Dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hostilities, like the rest of the "Great Warriors"?

smurf off asshole I could kill you with just a shout
It seems this damnable conflict has claimed everyo- SHUT UP I JUST NEED TO USE YOUR MAGICAL TABLE