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    What could possibly go wrong?
    A ragtag band of adventurers consisting of an arcane caster, a divine caster, an archer, a warrior, and a bard in will inevitably stumble into a town in the midst of one of your attacks and, finding that they may receive a larger reward from saving the town than completing their trivial side-quest, will hunt down your phylactery and then proceed to kill you.

    Although I would also probably be a lich. I'm still pondering how I would hide a phylactery so some pesky adventurers can't get to it... On another plane of existence? At the bottom of the ocean? Or I could create my phylactery out of a valuable magic weapon that they'd either use or foolishly sell to an NPC after "killing" me and l00ting my place. There's an idea... and I'll conceal the evil aura with a permanent Magic Aura spell, and do the same with some other random piece of junk to create a fake phylactery for them to destroy... *Evil laugh*
    Well, mine would probably be something pretty small and "camouflageable". Bottom of the sea does sound promising - finding a small thing somewhere at the bottom of the sea sounds hard enough to keep it safe from most adventurers. Even more so if it doesn't stand out. Or perhaps something like a stone, buried deep into the ground beneath some mountain. And I like that idea of creating a decoy phylactery - would totally do that as well.

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    Loch Ness monster! I WOULD DESTROY SCOTLAND!

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    About tree fiddy.

    I already AM a monster.

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    the thing about being a monster is that you'd just be goofing around all day with a bag of lewt. i wanna make a moorpg where mobs collect more drop loot if they slay adventurers.

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    The code... THE CODE man, THE CODE

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    I'm gonna cheat.

    I'd be a chocobo. Because in final fantasy tactics, chocobos are monsters. (:

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    I'd want to be a cyborg so I'd be human but have super awesome strong pole dancing abilities.


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    I'd be the greatest monstrosity of all: I would be...

    Shorpe.
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    I would definitely be a Dragon. Or a Lich.


    Or a Dragon Lich.


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