Pick One: Sex or the Moon

[Shlup]

Julian, if I offered you another planet but it was my choice a complete mystery selection on your part what would your answer be then?

It's enough to tickle my fancy.

Seriously though, I don't know if you'd be a dick and just choose a gas giant so I fall toward the center until I'm crushed by gravity or something. If you guaranteed me it'd be a planet with actual land mass, we could certainly talk.

toss that tosser (you) on venus. god you jokers are lame.

how many planets are people friendly? like 2?

No one said it had to be a planet in this solar system.