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    Question Stabbing people for fun.

    For reasons I'd go to jail for giving, I now have full diplomatic immunity in England and Wales. I also found a massive knife in my house, sealed in a parcel with my name on, delivered by Amazon. I figure anyone given a knife and permission to commit GBH would definitely combine the two in some way.

    I've already created my hit list, but I want to know who you lot would stab given the same power?

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    Quin. with diplomatic immunity. oh dear.

    as long as your in england can you get some pics of emma watson for me?

    I would stab .... no one?
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    I would totally stab a theater full of Twihards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
    I would stab .... no one?
    Unacceptable.

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    Probably no one but if this was the way of the world I would stab other people with diplomatic immunity before they could stab me!
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    if you have full diplomatic immunity why use a knife? I mean lets be honest. Some of the people in that hit list of yours could and probably would take said knife from you and stab you with it instead. Which would kinda defeat the purpose. Why not use a gun, a fairly decent sized LMG with a good couple of hundred rounds to it? Sure stabbing is more personal but honestly the risks involved for someone is silly.

    If I had full diplomatic immunity in England and Wales I'd utilize my diplomatic immunity to obtain a rather powerful rifle. I would probably then do something which would actually make a difference to this country and not squander my very short life (the deal states diplomatic immunity, this does not stop the army, the police or mi-5 from killing you to protect innocent civilians) neo guy fawkes night anyone?

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    Mel Gibson will still find a way to stop you. D:<

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    I would stab Quin. Just to see if he bleeds rainbows like I've always imagined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Topham Hatt View Post
    I've already created my hit list, but I want to know who you lot would stab given the same power?
    This thread disturbs me.

    There are plenty of people I'd love to give a good, old-fashioned punch in the face... That list is pretty long, actually. But I think plunging a knife into somebody is horrific.

    Don't get me wrong. There are plenty of people in the world who deserve death. But I definitely wouldn't be the one to give it to them. In fact, anyone who does have the urge to do it must have something seriously wrong with them.

    Please go and sit in a corner, Mr Hatt and think about what you've done

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    i'd just start killing chavs. by tomorrow i'd be a national hero

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
    if you have full diplomatic immunity why use a knife? I mean lets be honest. Some of the people in that hit list of yours could and probably would take said knife from you and stab you with it instead. Which would kinda defeat the purpose. Why not use a gun, a fairly decent sized LMG with a good couple of hundred rounds to it? Sure stabbing is more personal but honestly the risks involved for someone is silly.

    If I had full diplomatic immunity in England and Wales I'd utilize my diplomatic immunity to obtain a rather powerful rifle. I would probably then do something which would actually make a difference to this country and not squander my very short life (the deal states diplomatic immunity, this does not stop the army, the police or mi-5 from killing you to protect innocent civilians) neo guy fawkes night anyone?
    And they say video games don't make people violent.

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    Ive decided I would stab every other man on the planet. then I get to play Adam.
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    I'm glad I would be dead and not have to witness that species' birth.

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