If I had a load of money...

[Quindiana Jones]

I would buy some patches of land around England and Scotland, and erect giant structures as high as they could go in all of them. I would do this purely for the entertainment it would give me as flight patterns would change everywhere.

What would you do with a smurftonne of cash?

Example of a terrible answer, by a terrible man:

i'm boring

anything below one million dollars will just be invested after immediate debts are paid off. I'll also set aside as close to 5000$ as possible as emergency fund. The rest will go into retirement fund. With the added freedom I will just continue my existing lifestyle of traveling to visit eoffers once a year.

Anything more than one million dollars I might consider keeping for brainless spending or sharing with friends. for example if I somehow came across 5 million dollars I would split a chunk of it with my family.

However regardless, as long as I had that much money I would have to disappear. I can hide having a million dollars. I can't hide having a million dollars of liquid capital.