This may seem a bit, well, silly to some of you, but uh... I've always wanted to have... a friend. I mean I've tried to get some of you fine people to be my friends but you all think of me as a weirdo and a loser and y'know what? That's fine. I get it. Can't win 'em all, eh? Ha ha ha! But just once in my life it'd be nice to have a friend. I might get a bit crazy with it and buy like, two, three, maybe even four friends if I really wanted to push the boat out. I'll see how I go with one friend first though, 'cause it might be a lot of work.