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God exists, and He hates you.
Of course, an omnipotent being can be whatever gender they want (maybe all genders?), so God is technically a Qu.
But anyway, proof that God exists.
Person A: "I can't drink because I'm on painkillers. My wisdom teeth really hurt!"
Person B: "I don't get that. My wisdom teeth aren't hurting me at all. Maybe your mouth is getting back at you for all that cock you force upon it?"
The very next day, Person B (who shall henceforth be known as Mr. Q) suffered intolerable but kind of hilarious pain from a wisdom tooth that had apparently decided to shoot out at a jaunty angle overnight. He then pulled his hamstring and fell over onto his drum kit at one in the morning.
What proof do you have that God actively hates you?
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