God exists, and He hates you.

[Quindiana Jones]

Of course, an omnipotent being can be whatever gender they want (maybe all genders?), so God is technically a Qu.

But anyway, proof that God exists.

Person A: "I can't drink because I'm on painkillers. My wisdom teeth really hurt!"
Person B: "I don't get that. My wisdom teeth aren't hurting me at all. Maybe your mouth is getting back at you for all that cock you force upon it?"

The very next day, Person B (who shall henceforth be known as Mr. Q) suffered intolerable but kind of hilarious pain from a wisdom tooth that had apparently decided to shoot out at a jaunty angle overnight. He then pulled his hamstring and fell over onto his drum kit at one in the morning.

What proof do you have that God actively hates you?

[Sylvie]

No matter how hard I try, I can't agree with God. I think he's just smurfing with me and purposely being impossible.

[Peegee]

The fact that I seem to be surrounded by friends with asshats for parents disproves God rather than proves humans are s..poop tier parents.

The constant annoyance that every single genuine, awesome connection I have are with people who are geographically inaccessible. Actually this was recently disproved so I guess god does exist.

disregard that i suck cocks.

[Psychotic]

What proof do you have that God actively hates you?

Your continued presence on this Earth.

[Peegee]

What proof do you have that God actively hates you?

Your continued presence on this Earth.

See, if you banned him from EoFF it might show God what to do. hint hint

[chionos]

The fact that I seem to be surrounded by friends with asshats for parents disproves God rather than proves humans are s..poop tier parents.

The constant annoyance that every single genuine, awesome connection I have are with people who are geographically inaccessible. Actually this was recently disproved so I guess god does exist.

disregard that i suck cocks.

Why should we disregard it, that's potentially a very interesting piece of information to hang on to. I can't help but pass this information on to others, namely NorthernChaosGod and possibly Pike.

[NeoCracker]

The fact that I seem to be surrounded by friends with asshats for parents disproves God rather than proves humans are s..poop tier parents.

The constant annoyance that every single genuine, awesome connection I have are with people who are geographically inaccessible. Actually this was recently disproved so I guess god does exist.

disregard that i suck cocks.

Why should we disregard it, that's potentially a very interesting piece of information to hang on to. I can't help but pass this information on to others, namely NorthernChaosGod and possibly Pike.

I'm fairly sure NCG already knows.

[Quindiana Jones]

I think posting in a public forum is a fairly effective method of passing on information already.

[chionos]

I think posting in a public forum is a fairly effective method of passing on information already.

Some people do not pay attention to who the OP is,
others do.

[Sylvie]

I pay attention. In fact, I happen to know who started the thread. It was Quin.

[Laddy]

*Insert joke about X music artist having a Number 1 hit*

[Sylvie]

Tal Bachman - She's So High

[NorthernChaosGod]

The fact that I seem to be surrounded by friends with asshats for parents disproves God rather than proves humans are s..poop tier parents.

The constant annoyance that every single genuine, awesome connection I have are with people who are geographically inaccessible. Actually this was recently disproved so I guess god does exist.

disregard that i suck cocks.

Why should we disregard it, that's potentially a very interesting piece of information to hang on to. I can't help but pass this information on to others, namely NorthernChaosGod and possibly Pike.

I'm fairly sure NCG already knows.

I... what?

[Parker]

Once God was getting on a bus and he sort of crossed my path and totally shoved me. I was upset and told him so and he said "Sorry, mate. Accident" then when he got driven away on the bus he was in the window doing rude hand gestures at me

[Sylvie]

I saw someone who came off as God in the reflection of a window. He sat and smiled right at me. I turned around and he was nowhere to be seen. This man was of Middle Eastern blood.

Often, this elderly man would follow me around in public. Same guy... he'd be walking my way and he'd give me the most reassuring and genuine smile, wave, and hat-tilt. I saw him so many times. It's impossible.