Corrupt a Wish: the game

[Shaibana]

granted, unfortunately, you take your first sip, and realise how bad it was and commit suicide.

are u kidding me? it was goooooooooooooood

[Hollycat]

besides, they still sell it at walmart.
step one, go to america
step two, go to walmart
step three, buy vanilla coke
step four.... I'm not sure, but definitely not profit

[Carl the Llama]

granted, unfortunately, you take your first sip, and realise how bad it was and commit suicide.

I wish I had a room full of Nazeems and a daedric warhammer.

Granted, the room is so full you are crushed to death.

I wish world peace would be achieved without anyone dieing.

[Bubba]

Granted. The world is at peace. Although with no death, the world's population increases exponentially. Old people are in immense pain but are unable to die. Within 1000 years the world is full of wrinkly old people lying side-by-side in utter misery...

I wish I was Nathan Drake

[Sylvie]

You are Nathan Drake, but the genie can't figure out which one you are, and you are lost in an existential atom-smashing void.

I wish I had a latex shirt.

[Jiro]

You get one, but it's several sizes too big, so it is effectively useless.

I wish I was king of the world.

[Quindiana Jones]

Granted, but only Americans care about monarchies, so everybody just mocks you. For the rest of your life. Also, you're Australian, and who cares about royals in Australia?

I wish I had more money. Enough that I could pay off my loans and travel and live comfortably for the rest of my life, but not so much that the plebs would resent me or the richies would despise me.

[Carl the Llama]

Granted, but then the police bust you for getting rich off of drug cartels, then in prison the guards make you their bitch and rent you out, you become a rent boy, except you go gay sex crazy and give it away to anyone who wants it, you give it away to someone who has aids then get it on with thousands of other gay people, they all get aids from you and eventually you get it on with someone who is bi who then passes it on to the rest of the world and the entire planet gets aids, they all break out into song and dance and start singing Team America - Everyone Has Aids - YouTube

I wish I had a time traveling machine

[Hollycat]

granted, however, it only moves you in time, not space, so when you set it back 6 months, it moves everything to where it was six months ago, including the earth, unfortunately leaving you in space dead.

I wish it wasn't Chuck Testa.

[Shaibana]

Granted, It are aliens.

i wish to go back to Zweden

[Bubba]

Granted, but since you left, Zweden has been overtaken by a race of alien warmongerers known as Klewtomians. Upon your arrival, your body is dismembered and your various body parts are burned, raped, eaten and used in a game of Klewtomian Volleyball. Your skull is given to the leader of their race for him to use as an ashtray.

I wish I being sexually dominated by Mila Kunis.

[Hollycat]

granted, but she had a sex change operation first.

I wish for cookies.

[Jiro]

They're half eaten. And poison.

I wish there was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

[Shaibana]

granted, but but everbody gets a word of it and starts a hunt for the pot of gold, and since you cant actualy reach the end of the rainbow everybody goes mad and killing eachother.

i wish for a bath tub

[Hollycat]

Granted, unfortunately it spawns a mile in the air while you are stuck in cement.

I wish Shaibana survives the falling tub.