Quote Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg View Post
I always figured trying to fornicate with a robot would be sort of like putting your dick in a blender. Or maybe a coffee grinder. MILF is a brave man.
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Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
Jesus. Even I crossed my legs and cringed at that.
Maybe Pike the sex-bot can get you to uncross 'em.


With her razor sharp blades of erotica.
Quote Originally Posted by chionos View Post
Uh, come join us in 2011 Quin, MILF's balls are most certainly not brass. That's so oldschool. My studies have convinced me to within 98% certainty that MILF's package was fashioned entirely from an alloy of Adamantium and Diamond. Robot chicks are still chicks, yo.
Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
Actually the operational part is fashioned from a Mithril-Adamantine alloy. The balls consist of two fuel cores that run on a hybrid antimatter reactor of Elerium and AntiTiberium, which by necessity is contained within an alternate dimension for safety's sake, the whole 'package' being encased in a container fashioned from the bark of Yggdrasil itself. That has been anodized. With more Mithril.
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