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    I keep thinking that a homeless woman would be my ticket to finally be able to touch a girl or see what a girl looks like naked. But they're all so slovenly and stuff I don't know if I can get hard with them. I mean you can compensate by using viagra but I we don't have subsidized drug plan like Obama was trying to hook americans up with.

    IF I were american I would totes be banging some homeless bitches. They be needing monies and I gots that in spades. Obamacare provides condoms right? Sweeeeeeet

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    I was once homeless, and my boyfriend was once homeless. Then we found places to live, met each other, and now we sip fine wines and think about the wino times.

    I would date a homeless person if they were attractive, but I'd probably try to help them find a place to stay. If the person didn't show any attempt at all to improve upon their situation I wouldn't be with them long. I HATE WHINERS.


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    Probably not. For all I know they might try and stab me to steal my money when Im all tired from sex. But I guess that can be said about any relationship.
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    From personal experience, yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
    I keep thinking that a homeless woman would be my ticket to finally be able to touch a girl or see what a girl looks like naked. But they're all so slovenly and stuff I don't know if I can get hard with them. I mean you can compensate by using viagra but I we don't have subsidized drug plan like Obama was trying to hook americans up with.

    IF I were american I would totes be banging some homeless bitches. They be needing monies and I gots that in spades. Obamacare provides condoms right? Sweeeeeeet
    Oh, PG. Someone should just buy you a hooker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
    I keep thinking that a homeless woman would be my ticket to finally be able to touch a girl or see what a girl looks like naked. But they're all so slovenly and stuff I don't know if I can get hard with them. I mean you can compensate by using viagra but I we don't have subsidized drug plan like Obama was trying to hook americans up with.

    IF I were american I would totes be banging some homeless bitches. They be needing monies and I gots that in spades. Obamacare provides condoms right? Sweeeeeeet
    Oh, PG. Someone should just buy you a hooker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
    I keep thinking that a homeless woman would be my ticket to finally be able to touch a girl or see what a girl looks like naked. But they're all so slovenly and stuff I don't know if I can get hard with them. I mean you can compensate by using viagra but I we don't have subsidized drug plan like Obama was trying to hook americans up with.

    IF I were american I would totes be banging some homeless bitches. They be needing monies and I gots that in spades. Obamacare provides condoms right? Sweeeeeeet
    Oh, PG. Someone should just buy you a hooker.
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    If you have a place then you can easily make them not homeless and bingo, the dilemma is no more.

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    I don't understand the apparent importance of the homelessness of a person.

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    You cannot go to their place for a one-night stand.

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    Some people like a bit of dirty sex in an alleyway though.

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    Especially Aussies.

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    Stop your filthy lies. Aussies like to be snuggled. Dirty alleyways are for Brits and NorthernChaosGods.

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    Only the Essex girls like alleyways, duh. But yes, NCG is the same.

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    I'm going to rape you all in an alleyway.

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