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    Oh, PG. Someone should just buy you a hooker.
    what does a girl feel like?
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    I always figured trying to fornicate with a robot would be sort of like putting your dick in a blender. Or maybe a coffee grinder. MILF is a brave man.

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    It probably helps that he is also a robot.

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    I'm just hardcore enough to do it even if I can only do it once because my weak fleshy bits get mangled beyond repair.

    Heck, that sounds pretty hot. How great would the sex be if it was your last sex ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    How great would the sex be if it was your last sex ever.
    Mother of God.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    I'm just hardcore enough to do it even if I can only do it once because my weak fleshy bits get mangled beyond repair.

    Heck, that sounds pretty hot. How great would the sex be if it was your last sex ever.
    Do you really want people to think about what sex with Pike would be like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Do you really want people to think about what sex with Pike would be like?
    ...Yes.
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    /smug

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    What, like "will smurf for a place to stay" kind of thing? I guess, as long as they don't touch my legos.

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    More like:

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg View Post
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    Oh, PG. Someone should just buy you a hooker.
    what does a girl feel like?
    bags of sand
    I always figured trying to fornicate with a robot would be sort of like putting your dick in a blender. Or maybe a coffee grinder. MILF is a brave man.
    Jesus. Even I crossed my legs and cringed at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    /smug
    What an O face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
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    Oh, PG. Someone should just buy you a hooker.
    what does a girl feel like?
    bags of sand
    I always figured trying to fornicate with a robot would be sort of like putting your dick in a blender. Or maybe a coffee grinder. MILF is a brave man.
    Jesus. Even I crossed my legs and cringed at that.
    Maybe Pike the sex-bot can get you to uncross 'em.


    With her razor sharp blades of erotica.

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    Well this thread has taken a rather interesting turn!

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    So Pike has a razor minge and MILF has big brass balls that drag along the ground as he walks? Righto.

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    Uh, come join us in 2011 Quin, MILF's balls are most certainly not brass. That's so oldschool. My studies have convinced me to within 98% certainty that MILF's package was fashioned entirely from an alloy of Adamantium and Diamond. Robot chicks are still chicks, yo.

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