Deal Breakers

[Quindiana Jones]

Oh, it's a shame they're no longer brass. They made a wonderful clanging sound when he walked.

[Madame Adequate]

Actually the operational part is fashioned from a Mithril-Adamantine alloy. The balls consist of two fuel cores that run on a hybrid antimatter reactor of Elerium and AntiTiberium, which by necessity is contained within an alternate dimension for safety's sake, the whole 'package' being encased in a container fashioned from the bark of Yggdrasil itself. That has been anodized. With more Mithril.

[Quindiana Jones]

So in practical terms, you have no balls?

[chionos]

Actually the operational part is fashioned from a Mithril-Adamantine alloy. The balls consist of two fuel cores that run on a hybrid antimatter reactor of Elerium and AntiTiberium, which by necessity is contained within an alternate dimension for safety's sake, the whole 'package' being encased in a container fashioned from the bark of Yggdrasil itself. That has been anodized. With more Mithril.

Mithril, not diamonds, really? But it's so damn shiny! Amazing. I also didn't even think about the dimensional variance, it didn't factor into my calculations at all. I'm going to have to rethink my thrust friction to energy loss algorithm now...so much work.
I'm going to assume the pubes were trimmed from Chuck Norris' beard, fitted with runway LED lights, and then inserted into the Yggdrasil scrotum where they will grow for all eternity.

[fire_of_avalon]

....yep still crossed. And further cringing.

[chionos]

....yep still crossed. And further cringing.

Success!

I hope the man or woman who finally uncrosses them appreciates the work we've just done to compress all of the sexual energy that you have into a burning sphere of sexocity which will some day be unleashed in a never-before-seen rainbow of orgasmic intensity bright enough to shadow even Jiro's sexiness.

[Tigmafuzz]

Oh, PG. Someone should just buy you a hooker.

what does a girl feel like?

bags of sand

I always figured trying to fornicate with a robot would be sort of like putting your dick in a blender. Or maybe a coffee grinder. MILF is a brave man.

Jesus. Even I crossed my legs and cringed at that.

Maybe Pike the sex-bot can get you to uncross 'em.


With her razor sharp blades of erotica.

So Pike has a razor minge and MILF has big brass balls that drag along the ground as he walks? Righto.

Uh, come join us in 2011 Quin, MILF's balls are most certainly not brass. That's so oldschool. My studies have convinced me to within 98% certainty that MILF's package was fashioned entirely from an alloy of Adamantium and Diamond. Robot chicks are still chicks, yo.

Actually the operational part is fashioned from a Mithril-Adamantine alloy. The balls consist of two fuel cores that run on a hybrid antimatter reactor of Elerium and AntiTiberium, which by necessity is contained within an alternate dimension for safety's sake, the whole 'package' being encased in a container fashioned from the bark of Yggdrasil itself. That has been anodized. With more Mithril.

....yep still crossed. And further cringing.

Success!

I hope the man or woman who finally uncrosses them appreciates the work we've just done to compress all of the sexual energy that you have into a burning sphere of sexocity which will some day be unleashed in a never-before-seen rainbow of orgasmic intensity bright enough to shadow even Jiro's sexiness.

I smurfING LOVE THIS THREAD

[Pike]

I always figured trying to fornicate with a robot would be sort of like putting your dick in a blender. Or maybe a coffee grinder. MILF is a brave man.

Jesus. Even I crossed my legs and cringed at that.

Maybe Pike the sex-bot can get you to uncross 'em.


With her razor sharp blades of erotica.

Uh, come join us in 2011 Quin, MILF's balls are most certainly not brass. That's so oldschool. My studies have convinced me to within 98% certainty that MILF's package was fashioned entirely from an alloy of Adamantium and Diamond. Robot chicks are still chicks, yo.

Actually the operational part is fashioned from a Mithril-Adamantine alloy. The balls consist of two fuel cores that run on a hybrid antimatter reactor of Elerium and AntiTiberium, which by necessity is contained within an alternate dimension for safety's sake, the whole 'package' being encased in a container fashioned from the bark of Yggdrasil itself. That has been anodized. With more Mithril.

Ladies and gentlemen of the voting academy

For your consideration

CUTEST COUPLE DECEMBER CIDDIES 2011

PIKE & I'M MY OWN MILF

[DMKA]

I have a hobo fetish, so of course.

[chionos]

I always figured trying to fornicate with a robot would be sort of like putting your dick in a blender. Or maybe a coffee grinder. MILF is a brave man.

Jesus. Even I crossed my legs and cringed at that.

Maybe Pike the sex-bot can get you to uncross 'em.


With her razor sharp blades of erotica.

Uh, come join us in 2011 Quin, MILF's balls are most certainly not brass. That's so oldschool. My studies have convinced me to within 98% certainty that MILF's package was fashioned entirely from an alloy of Adamantium and Diamond. Robot chicks are still chicks, yo.

Actually the operational part is fashioned from a Mithril-Adamantine alloy. The balls consist of two fuel cores that run on a hybrid antimatter reactor of Elerium and AntiTiberium, which by necessity is contained within an alternate dimension for safety's sake, the whole 'package' being encased in a container fashioned from the bark of Yggdrasil itself. That has been anodized. With more Mithril.

Ladies and gentlemen of the voting academy

For your consideration

CUTEST COUPLE DECEMBER CIDDIES 2011

PIKE & I'M MY OWN MILF

Perhaps if it were COUPLE MOST LIKELY TO TEAR A HOLE IN THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE WHILE SEXING I could vote for you. However, Jet-engine gonads and metal vaginas are unfortunately not on my cute list. Neither is antimatter ejaculate.

Do we have any hobos at EoFF? Because if they had a partner that would be a good combo for cutest couple. Who wouldn't vote for a hobo?

[Tigmafuzz]

I might, but I think Del and Miriel have it locked down.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I always figured trying to fornicate with a robot would be sort of like putting your dick in a blender. Or maybe a coffee grinder. MILF is a brave man.

Jesus. Even I crossed my legs and cringed at that.

Maybe Pike the sex-bot can get you to uncross 'em.


With her razor sharp blades of erotica.

Uh, come join us in 2011 Quin, MILF's balls are most certainly not brass. That's so oldschool. My studies have convinced me to within 98% certainty that MILF's package was fashioned entirely from an alloy of Adamantium and Diamond. Robot chicks are still chicks, yo.

Actually the operational part is fashioned from a Mithril-Adamantine alloy. The balls consist of two fuel cores that run on a hybrid antimatter reactor of Elerium and AntiTiberium, which by necessity is contained within an alternate dimension for safety's sake, the whole 'package' being encased in a container fashioned from the bark of Yggdrasil itself. That has been anodized. With more Mithril.

Ladies and gentlemen of the voting academy

For your consideration

CUTEST COUPLE DECEMBER CIDDIES 2011

PIKE & I'M MY OWN MILF

I already voted for you guys, silly.

[Madame Adequate]

So in practical terms, you have no balls?

Of course I do you spenk! They're just... elsewhere.

[Jiro]

We were getting so close to a quote pyramid that was warn worthy and you bitches ruined it

[Tigmafuzz]

It seems our new CK is a rebel.