Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
Actually the operational part is fashioned from a Mithril-Adamantine alloy. The balls consist of two fuel cores that run on a hybrid antimatter reactor of Elerium and AntiTiberium, which by necessity is contained within an alternate dimension for safety's sake, the whole 'package' being encased in a container fashioned from the bark of Yggdrasil itself. That has been anodized. With more Mithril.
Mithril, not diamonds, really? But it's so damn shiny! Amazing. I also didn't even think about the dimensional variance, it didn't factor into my calculations at all. I'm going to have to rethink my thrust friction to energy loss algorithm now...so much work.
I'm going to assume the pubes were trimmed from Chuck Norris' beard, fitted with runway LED lights, and then inserted into the Yggdrasil scrotum where they will grow for all eternity.