Deal Breakers

[Tigmafuzz]

Oh, PG. Someone should just buy you a hooker.

what does a girl feel like?

bags of sand

I always figured trying to fornicate with a robot would be sort of like putting your dick in a blender. Or maybe a coffee grinder. MILF is a brave man.

Jesus. Even I crossed my legs and cringed at that.

Maybe Pike the sex-bot can get you to uncross 'em.


With her razor sharp blades of erotica.

So Pike has a razor minge and MILF has big brass balls that drag along the ground as he walks? Righto.

Uh, come join us in 2011 Quin, MILF's balls are most certainly not brass. That's so oldschool. My studies have convinced me to within 98% certainty that MILF's package was fashioned entirely from an alloy of Adamantium and Diamond. Robot chicks are still chicks, yo.

Actually the operational part is fashioned from a Mithril-Adamantine alloy. The balls consist of two fuel cores that run on a hybrid antimatter reactor of Elerium and AntiTiberium, which by necessity is contained within an alternate dimension for safety's sake, the whole 'package' being encased in a container fashioned from the bark of Yggdrasil itself. That has been anodized. With more Mithril.

....yep still crossed. And further cringing.

Success!

I hope the man or woman who finally uncrosses them appreciates the work we've just done to compress all of the sexual energy that you have into a burning sphere of sexocity which will some day be unleashed in a never-before-seen rainbow of orgasmic intensity bright enough to shadow even Jiro's sexiness.

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