The Lifetime Achievement Ciddie is Awarded to Iceglow's Dad

[Quindiana Jones]

Definitely well deserved, even if you are a stallion milker. Surprised you haven't won it earlier really, because the rest of those lot are even bigger sacks of waste than you.

And you're a pretty massive smurfing bag.

[chionos]

smurfing massive bag sounds better

I think I know how to get one of these things now. I mean, it's too late for me, but for you newbs out there, just spam the HELL out of the forums for your first couple years, only throw in a serious comment when it'll catch everyone off guard. Then get on staff for a while, which is easy, you just have to tell Loony BoB you have a younger sister who likes older guys and you have pictures of her in her underwear--you're in. Next step: 30,000 posts. I know it sounds like a lot, but I've got a way to break the system. Use "What's New?" and post in every thread that pops up. All the cool kids post like 2-sentence replies tops, and usually just one. So anytime you find yourself waxing grandiloquently about Jiros gorgeous mane or arguing with Wolf Kanno about the latest method for identifying a wild chocobo's gender, stop before you send that 3 paragraph reply. Cut everything after the second sentence and save it in some kind of txt file for use later. If you're really stuck, just use the quote function and post a smilie that has some vague connection to what they said. You're really cooking with gas if you can get a quote train going, those things are smurfing AWESOME for post counts. Also, you get bonus points for mentioning CKs/admins/developers in your posts, so throw them in when you can. If you don't know anything witty to say about them just use the EoFF stereotype list of awesomeness that's posted somewhere or other. It's plum full of succinct descriptions of famous EoFFers. For instance:

8. Psychotic is not nearly as funny as he makes everyone think he is.
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23b. Raistlin is pretentious.
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64a. Loony BoB stalks EoFF chicks (I use this one a lot myself)
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72. Fire_of_Avalon is awesomesauce
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936. Levian is pretty.

and so on. The list is hella long, so you probably won't be able to get it all down immediately, but pick 10-15 of your favorite and really spam those for a while till you get the others memorized.
Get these simple rules down and you're set, 10-15 years from now you can have a Lifetime Achievement Ciddie too!

[Quindiana Jones]

No, it doesn't.

[chionos]

First of all, thank you quin for the opportunity to rack up a relatively simple addition to my post count.

Second of all, yes it do.



smurfing bag sounds like some retarded European name for a condom

[Quindiana Jones]

No need to get touchy, chionos, your ignorance can be quickly fixed.

"smurfing massive bag" - a bag that is smurfing massive.
"Pretty massive smurfing bag" - Quite a large bag. Swear word is just a swear word rather than an adjective. Similar to "massive smurf-off bag". E.g. "I just took a massive smurfing dump, now the bathroom's smurfing swamped." Same word, different meanings. You just need to read it in the right cadence instead of being an idiot. Although it may just be that you're not English and suffer from a lack of ridiculously creative language. I'm not sure if many places use terms like "adjective smurf-off noun".

Now let's go back to wanking Paul off before you embarrass yourself.

[Psychotic]

you know to save yourself a lot of words you could've just said "I am opposed to namedropping. Incidentally has anyone seen my list of popular EoFFers? I appear to have spilled it all over this post."

[Quindiana Jones]

That definitely would've sped this whole thing up.

Well done, Psy. You are handsome and wonderful and an inspiration to Steve us all.

[NorthernChaosGod]

First of all, thank you quin for the opportunity to rack up a relatively simple addition to my post count.

Second of all, yes it do.

[chionos]

First of all, thank you quin for the opportunity to rack up a relatively simple addition to my post count.

Second of all, yes it do.

YES! yesyesyesyes

[Del Murder]

Spam Brigade - 2
BAotW - 1

Good move, old man, but we're still ahead.

[Tigmafuzz]

[Levian]

Spam Brigade - 2
BAotW - 1

Good move, old man, but we're still ahead.

Isn't the whole point of spamming to not achieve anything? Points should be given out by amount of members banned.

[Tigmafuzz]

Spam Brigade - 2
BAotW - 1

Good move, old man, but we're still ahead.

Isn't the whole point of spamming to not achieve anything? Points should be given out by amount of members banned.

If that's the case, then sign me up for Spam Brigade and I'll get myself banned instantly. CP everywhere

[Iceglow]

Firstly, PAUL! JACKASS Even better the guy isn't even in country any more, we made a dude flee to Poland!

Secondly: Yes Paul...without making your ego bigger than it is, you rock certainly more than Quin.

[Psychotic]

you rock certainly more than Quin.

Gonna get this put on a business card.