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    I add a bunch of bonus dungeons and trout that you can access late in the game.

    And I'd add a bunch of romance sidequests with every single female character. Yes, including Nanami. Adoptive sister is fair game

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
    Turn Xcom into an FPS, and make SMAC a Sims style game where you create your own Mind Worm, get a job, and spawn some children in the planetary fungus.

    Wait a second, I think some sick twisted part of me might actually like to see that last one.

    But in all seriousness, I'd make some changes to FFVI's battle system to make it actually challenging, give it an Amano style 2D facelift and end the changes right there.
    Yep. That sounds about right.

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    Instead of remaking my favorite game, I would like to remake a game I enjoyed to put it into my favorites.

    FF6- I would add a ton more content: Backstory on each of the playable characters, more on the guest members (maybe play with them longer), add ultimate weapons, definitely add more side quests [the casino in blackjack works, chocobo raising and racing]. The side quests to get the backstory and personalized ultimate weapons/armor. Maybe add a limit break or overdrive system.

    Of-course update the graphics, and give the npc's more lines. Love the 2 player but now make it up to 4 and online play. Maybe eliminate random encounters, to viewable on field map if graphics go 3d.

    Some minor things- I would add a store to the Falcon, movie endings for each character, let all party members equip stuff. Revamp the steal command by allowing all to use, give Locke some other special ability. Make rages easier to acquire. Reduce ultro's involvement. Quake hits enemies only.

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    Frogger - Enough of the same-old gameplay that puts you at the mercy of indignant traffic. It's time to get behind the wheel. That's right, it's time for the frogs to meet tar and rubber. Choose between 14 powerful vehicles, from a Corvettes and motorcycles, all the way to 18-wheelers carrying oversized loads. If the frogs cross the highway safely, they'll breed, and you hate reproduction. Put the pedal to the metal and become the Adolf Hitler of the Highway.

    Pong - There's street traffic, and there's human traffic. Virtual table tennis is so 1970's. Try this on for size; two prison blocks containing a teams worth of starving slaves, apprehended at the East German border and being shelved for demand, are given tennis rackets, a bucket of tennis balls, and one objective: extinguish all human energy on dedicated tennis playing, and be rewarded if you are the last team standing. Violators of standard tennis rules are not tolerated. Back to the prison cell with those poor sports. New version includes unlockable character, Donkey Kong, and he's ready to disregard the rules without penalty, since he's a wild animal.

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    I would buy both of those.

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    And if you didn't, you'd be stuck with the old Atari concepts that force you to play the role that is decided for you. You seem like the kind of fellow who would be a much happier gamer if you were on the top of food chain, not having to worry about being an inferior amphibious pedestrian. No chance would stand for Frogger and his species if you were cruising on that day! You're the kind of man who doesn't need to accomplish a damn bit of work in order to turn the tables on the less intelligent entity in the video game.

    Yes sir, I'd sell you both games in a bundle for a discount, just because I want to make sure you're flying at 120 MPH in a bright red convertible, without a sliver of shame in your conscience. You are the machine. You answer to nothing.

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    You're straight from the Nigel West Dickens school of salesmanship, aren't you?

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    I don't know what my favourite game is. But given I'm on EoFF I'll do my favourite FF, FFVII.

    FFVII wasn't bad, but I think my remake would focus more on Mukki and Don Corneo, and their power struggle for control of the whores of the Midgar slums rather than Cloud & Co.'s noble quest to save the world. I think Bugenhagen would end up being the shadowy figure pulling the strings behind the scenes, and really Mukki and Corneo are his puppets.

    Also I guess there'd be a section where Dio hangs out with Mr. Dolphin, and the two of them are basically the justice givers of the FFVII world. For example, they kick the everloving crap out of that one guy that chases you round the desert prison while laughing. They also put that kid who calls you a "dried up old geeze" into the rocket at Rocket Town right before Cid & the gang blast off, rght in the section that would've killed Shera. Another adventure sees Mr. Dolphin tail-whipping that bitch in Nibelheim who calls Cloud a liar and insists she's lived there all her life, while Dio roars with laughter.

    Also also, Esther romance subplot.

    So many untold stories in that game. Kind of a travesty.

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    You're straight from the Nigel West Dickens school of salesmanship, aren't you?
    Sales? You think I sell? What happened to being a merchant? I can tell you're ambitious. I know you're smart. With those shoes, and that caution, believe me, I'm no soul to cross paths with the frog exterminator. I'd rip off any eager kid to make the cash that these pieces of equipment deserve. And it's not as if you're a disservice to the quality of their production. No, my friend, you get a deal, because the rest is from my pocket. That's what I'll do for the rare hip cat who fits the shoes, plays the game, seals the deal in the manner that you do. Be a hip cat, be a ship's cat. Somewhere, anywhere. And you haven't even touched Pong yet.

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    I'd rename Mother Brain "Sylvie" so I could shoot him in the face with a hard-on huge rainbow laser.

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    Damn, what's up with these long-registered members with surprisingly few posts coming out of the woodwork and posting delightfully accurate responses?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bolivar View Post
    Damn, what's up with these long-registered members with surprisingly few posts coming out of the woodwork and posting delightfully accurate responses?
    I kept getting loads of spam from this forum about every holiday, my birthday, and other occasions where I'm just urged to post here because I registered years ago and made one post. It's really incredibly annoying to be honest. The staff should really reconsider their advertising techniques.

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    Or just block the site. Or just don't read the emails. Or, in the event that you forgot to block the site and accidentally read the email, think "nah, I hate that place".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stiltzquin View Post
    Or just block the site. Or just don't read the emails. Or, in the event that you forgot to block the site and accidentally read the email, think "nah, I hate that place".
    inorite? It's not very hard to ignore the emails or unsubscribe.

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    change your email address!?

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