Treat 'em mean keep 'em keen

[Iceglow]

Don't punch her back, that'll just get you done for domestic violence..No instead take a leaf out of her book. Next time she's really after something, something special like something she really likes and enjoys but makes your life a little less happy to give her. Next time she wants something like a massage, a foot massage because she's been on her feet all day doing whatever it is she's been doing. Refuse her. Point blank look at her and say no, much like how when you do wrong and then want sex/a bj she say's no to you.

[Quindiana Jones]

Hey, women aren't delicate flowers. They could have had a pretty awesome fight like Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but nooooooooo, Bert had to be all "ooh you can't hit women because they're such weak and feeble and pathetic creatures" and miss out on all that post-attempted murder coitus.

[escobert]

I'd never hit a woman I just got mad and left. I stayed at my moms last night and am going to again tonight. she's all sad and wanting me to come back now.

[Peegee]

Don't punch her back, that'll just get you done for domestic violence..No instead take a leaf out of her book. Next time she's really after something, something special like something she really likes and enjoys but makes your life a little less happy to give her. Next time she wants something like a massage, a foot massage because she's been on her feet all day doing whatever it is she's been doing. Refuse her. Point blank look at her and say no, much like how when you do wrong and then want sex/a bj she say's no to you.

It took me 5 minutes to think about this to find out what you were babbling about. Are you sure you speak british english?

A woman will just not ask you to do something nice. Odds are they won't ask you period but I digress.

Then they will be like I'm going to attack you with a chainsaw and then I have to go and kick them in the face because THAT'S HOW TO CONTROL WOMEN WHITE POWER

[Quindiana Jones]

I like how I have both advocated and condemned domestic violence in this one thread alone.

But seriously, the decision of hitting a person should be independent of gender.

[nik0tine]

because THAT'S HOW TO CONTROL WOMEN WHITE POWER

[Parker]

Listen to me guys, i know women. i know all about these mysterious creatures

first of al

[Peegee]

Listen to me guys, i know women. i know all about these mysterious creatures

first of al

*scribbles furiously*

[Sylvie]

First, harvest many blowjobs.

[Iceglow]

I like how I have both advocated and condemned domestic violence in this one thread alone.

But seriously, the decision of hitting a person should be independent of gender.

I like how you're doing both in the same thread too. I think we ought to make a club. Anyhow, I agree the whole decision of hitting a person should be independent of gender. That's why I try not to hit anyone but if I have to if the person is genuinely a threat for example they're honestly likely to kick my arse or actually hurt me? I'll go for the quick victory by dirty tactics.

[Sylvie]

I like how you're doing both in the same thread too. I think we ought to make a club.

A club, you say?

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm pretty sure there's already a "hitting women club". It's called Texas.

[Hollycat]

I'm pretty sure there's already a "hitting women club". It's called Texas.

ಠ_ಠ

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm pretty sure there's already a "hitting women club". It's called Texas.

I can't disagree with this statement, as much as I want to.

[Peegee]

whenever i argue with myself against ron paul i use texas as an example of why we need a coercive government.