Stories eh

So I was driving my gf home and her house is at the to left corner of a street in the shape of a "P"

I decided to make the first right turn and accelerated into the turn. I flew down the street swerving up and down the curbs (on two wheels) going from one side of the road to the other. There were cars parked on the side of the street but I missed them all. Said GF was screaming like she was going to die.

I then pulled in front of her house and said 'okay there we are'. She walks out of the car and flips me the bird

wtf mang

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Another time my car didn't gather enough traction so I started to slide into the intersection as I made a right turn. The person who was on the other intersecting lane was probably looking at me going 'wtf is he doing' as I slid all the way into the right turning lane on the intersecting lane, turned into the street facing the wrong way, waved at him and drove off