Quote Originally Posted by Pete for President View Post
One tip Ultima; I wouldn't recommend leveling resistance, no-one ever levels it due to... not being useful. But feel free to prove everyone wrong
Ah, don't worry - I won't actually do that. One should never take advices from Bernkastel. She's an evil, sadist troll.









"What the smurf did you just smurfing
say about me, you hollowed trout?
I'll have you know I graduated as the
most decorated knight in Astora, have
over 300 sunlight medallions, and have
been involved in numerous secret
summonings for the final boss battle. I
am trained in gorilla invasions, and I'm
the top archer in all of Lordran. You are
nothing to me but just another phantom.
I will wipe you the smurf out with parries
the likes of which have never been seen
on this plane, mark my smurfing words."














"...see, Bern, this is exactly what I was talking
about when I told you that playing 56 hours
straight wasn't good for your brain."









Quote Originally Posted by Marky Tee View Post
i really wana play this game but have heard it's quite...painful to play...
It's not actually painful, as long as you don't mind learning by dying and having to replay a few parts a few times.