Super eyes that give me thermal, night, and other super-awesome vision options.
Super eyes that give me thermal, night, and other super-awesome vision options.
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You should also have the appearance of being cross-eyed like Derpy to go along with that.Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
I'd create a cyborg friend so I'd never be lonely.
That's a good one! Add zoom capabilities and I'll take that too.
Start wearing a cup, Jessweeee.
Bunny, if you can't see the appeal of laser breasts, I'm afraid there is no hope for you.
You didn't answer my other questions!
Despite my earlier stance, I thought of one now.
I would enhance my eyes with nanomachines (or something) to see the world in unimaginable ways...but then I would probably connect them to the internet and stare off into space all day.
I would give myself some sort of imagination upgrade so that anything I focus on hard enough becomes a reality. And then give myself everything in this thread. Other than a steel vagina, of course. Actually, you know what? I'll take a steel vagina too. Why the hell not.
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Vibrating penis. Then I could play foa like a tambourine.
That would sound horrible. Unless we decorate her vagina with bells...
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Oral and rectal flamethrowers, laser beam eyeballs, atomic penis, dance legs, super amazing vocal chords of beautification, and color change hair.
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Perhaps you should nix all those enhancements and instead get something that enables you to count to one.
That is one enhancement.
That sounds like less enhancements than a japanese toilet to me.
fine.
lets go with glowinthedark color change hair
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"I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to - I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I'm a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my five creators thought that God wanted it that way!"
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