My god damn pizza burnt because my stove is a piece of trout and isn't adjusts to the correct temperature so now I have to eat a boringly delicious sandwich.
WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD
My god damn pizza burnt because my stove is a piece of trout and isn't adjusts to the correct temperature so now I have to eat a boringly delicious sandwich.
WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD
"I accidentally opened iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again."
Been there done that. Life is so hard. /wrists
I wanted my hairstylist to cut my bangs out of my face but now they're just shorter and yet still in my face.
My mom made me tacos today while visiting my parents, but I had to go to the store myself to pick up hard taco shells.
There's no space in my refrigerator to put another gallon of milk in there because the other one isn't completely empty yet. MY LIFE SUCKS
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My butler cooked me a beautiful mushroom asparagus omlette this morning served with a glass of champagne and orange juice.
But he used orange juice 'with juicy bits' as opposed to the 'smooth' variety.
I plan to have his entire family murdered...
I'm in an oatmeal funk. I haven't been able to get it the right thickness for a long time now. Too thin or too thick oatmeal is just plain inedible. Also when I was a kid my mom would only buy the flavors I didn't like! I would request that she get different flavors next time and tell her which ones I didn't like, but when it was time for her to go grocery shopping, the flavors I listed were stuck in her head so she thought "oh I think these were the ones Jessica wanted."
I have to take two showers today because my work shift tomorrow won't let me take one tomorrow morning and my hair is going to get yucky if I don't take one tonight.
I used to be able to take a shower just every other day, but I had the hairstylist do something different when I went to get my haircut a week ago, and now my hair requires a washing every day and a half, so now I have to wash it daily, but my hair looks best washing it every day and a half but in order to do that I have to get up even earlier so I can shower in the morning![]()
Worst Problem Ever. Prepare to be blown away with the hardness of my life.
I was watching my show and sneezed and missed the last 2 words said. Now I have to rewind my TeVo ;_;
Having to buy a 12-pack of beer because it was on offer.
I only really wanted 8.
Last edited by Bubba; 03-01-2012 at 11:58 AM.