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    My god damn pizza burnt because my stove is a piece of trout and isn't adjusts to the correct temperature so now I have to eat a boringly delicious sandwich.

    WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD

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    "I accidentally opened iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again."

    Been there done that. Life is so hard. /wrists

    I wanted my hairstylist to cut my bangs out of my face but now they're just shorter and yet still in my face.

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    My mom made me tacos today while visiting my parents, but I had to go to the store myself to pick up hard taco shells.

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    There's no space in my refrigerator to put another gallon of milk in there because the other one isn't completely empty yet. MY LIFE SUCKS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    "I accidentally opened iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again."

    Been there done that. Life is so hard. /wrists

    I wanted my hairstylist to cut my bangs out of my face but now they're just shorter and yet still in my face.
    I told you to get a pixie cut.

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    My butler cooked me a beautiful mushroom asparagus omlette this morning served with a glass of champagne and orange juice.

    But he used orange juice 'with juicy bits' as opposed to the 'smooth' variety.

    I plan to have his entire family murdered...

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    I'm in an oatmeal funk. I haven't been able to get it the right thickness for a long time now. Too thin or too thick oatmeal is just plain inedible. Also when I was a kid my mom would only buy the flavors I didn't like! I would request that she get different flavors next time and tell her which ones I didn't like, but when it was time for her to go grocery shopping, the flavors I listed were stuck in her head so she thought "oh I think these were the ones Jessica wanted."

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    I have to take two showers today because my work shift tomorrow won't let me take one tomorrow morning and my hair is going to get yucky if I don't take one tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    My mom made me tacos today while visiting my parents, but I had to go to the store myself to pick up hard taco shells.
    Ah, this takes me back.

    "Shall we have fajitas tonight?"
    "Oh yes! How wonderful! What a marvelous father you are! "
    "Get your shoes on, then. We'll just head off to the supermarket."
    "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. THIS IS ENTRAPMENT, I TELL YOU."

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    I used to be able to take a shower just every other day, but I had the hairstylist do something different when I went to get my haircut a week ago, and now my hair requires a washing every day and a half, so now I have to wash it daily, but my hair looks best washing it every day and a half but in order to do that I have to get up even earlier so I can shower in the morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    "I accidentally opened iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again."

    Been there done that. Life is so hard. /wrists

    I wanted my hairstylist to cut my bangs out of my face but now they're just shorter and yet still in my face.
    I told you to get a pixie cut.
    Found out it's way too much maintenance and I'd probably look like a man or worse, Emma Watson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
    i want sashimi

    but my dad wants to go to a vietnamese restaurant instead T__________T

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    Worst Problem Ever. Prepare to be blown away with the hardness of my life.

    I was watching my show and sneezed and missed the last 2 words said. Now I have to rewind my TeVo ;_;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    "I accidentally opened iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again."

    Been there done that. Life is so hard. /wrists

    I wanted my hairstylist to cut my bangs out of my face but now they're just shorter and yet still in my face.
    I told you to get a pixie cut.
    Found out it's way too much maintenance and I'd probably look like a man or worse, Emma Watson.

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    Having to buy a 12-pack of beer because it was on offer.

    I only really wanted 8.
    Last edited by Bubba; 03-01-2012 at 11:58 AM.

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