Flies on the floor... after being poked out by an umbrella

[Carl the Llama]

I watch my umbrella when around people but you sure as hell bet I intentionally jump in puddles to splash them though

If some cute/sexy girl wanted to get me wet I sure as hell wouldn't mind

Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

If you put a sausage in a bun that already has ketchup in it... /smug