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    Eggstreme Wheelie Recognized Member Jiro's Avatar
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    How do you pick up?



    Give me some tips plz. Applications to join my synchronized businessman crew are also welcome.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    I usually bend over and scoop the object up in my hands. I really try to use my knees rather than my back to pick things up, as you can really do some long term damage.

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    Would sniff your fingers to be polite
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    He's not being insincere with that either. That is literally how he pulls women.

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    When I'm lifting heavy things, I squat. But a lady never bends over...I bend down with my knees instead of with my waist.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Eggstreme Wheelie Recognized Member Jiro's Avatar
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    I love that you ignore the fact that your interpretation of the thread contradicts not only the purpose of the thread in the first place, but that your interpretation is grammatically incorrect which just makes me laugh at you all.

    I never thought I would see the day when Quin​ was the one on topic and being a bro.

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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    Oh, sorry. I thought that was what you meant. In that case, I usually use a Toyota Hilux 3.0 for all my pick up needs

    Also I do like how you're just openly ripping on the only person who isn't trolling you. I mean, don't get me wrong, Quin is, as you so eloquently put it, Quin, but come on man.

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    Like I said, though, Psy was genuinely on topic. The pussy just loves a man who follows safety regulations.

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    Sh♥tposter Extraordinaire Jinx's Avatar
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    OH we're talking PICK UP PICK UP.

    I would think you'd know all about that, Jiro.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    I generally run at women with my dick hanging out of my pants and just go from there.

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    It's an art form, Jiro. I thought you were one of those guys that understood it. But I guess you only look like a fox.
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    I've never picked anyone up.

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    What the smurf did I just watch and why did I enjoy it so much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    I usually bend over and scoop the object up in my hands. I really try to use my knees rather than my back to pick things up, as you can really do some long term damage.
    Quote Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic View Post
    He's not being insincere with that either. That is literally how he pulls women.
    Quote Originally Posted by fierytempest View Post
    When I'm lifting heavy things, I squat. But a lady never bends over...I bend down with my knees instead of with my waist.
    But the bend and snap works every time!
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    DAK!!! I would so join your synchronized businessman crew!

    That aside, I just walk up to them and offer to buy them a drink, and then speak to them, eye contact is important and (key point here) listen to them when they speak, also ask them about themselves.

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    Sephex's way is too crude and creepy. I go the more subtle route; go stand beside a woman of your choosing and start rubbing up against her. This is a clear way of showing interest without "baring all". Just make sure you don't look her in the eyes while you do it - you don't want to seem desperate.

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