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    That is the worst news story I have ever heard. God damn.

    Also, I feel pretty bad for laughing at poor old Iceglow the other week. We were playing Gears of War, and he can't say the word "incendiary" and I kept asking him "Hey Steve, what are those fire grenades called again?" just to hear him try to say it. Afterwards I felt bad as he probably has a speech impediment or something. I'm sorry Steve

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    Has anyone here ever played Cards Against Humanity? It's kind of like Apples To Apples, but for terrible people. Each round a black card containing a question or incomplete phrase is turned over by the Card Czar, to which everyone else responds with a white card.

    Because it's such a terrible game, it's hard to say what the worst thing I've laughed at is. One incident that comes to mind, though, was when this card came up...
    Quote Originally Posted by Black Card
    __________ gives me uncontrollable gas.
    ...to which someone responded with...
    Quote Originally Posted by White Card
    Auschwitz
    It's an awesome game. If you don't feel either guilty or offended by the end, you're not playing it right ^_^
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    I have played Cards Against Humanity, and I have a worse story. One round, my black card was the slogan "kid tested, mother approved."

    The winning response card was "coat-hanger abortions."

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    I think I can probably one-up you on that, but, despite the fact that it would be perfectly on-topic in this thread, I don't think I want to test just how far the mods will let us go with this :P


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    Quote Originally Posted by Værn View Post
    Has anyone here ever played Cards Against Humanity? It's kind of like Apples To Apples, but for terrible people. Each round a black card containing a question or incomplete phrase is turned over by the Card Czar, to which everyone else responds with a white card.

    Because it's such a terrible game, it's hard to say what the worst thing I've laughed at is. One incident that comes to mind, though, was when this card came up...
    Quote Originally Posted by Black Card
    __________ gives me uncontrollable gas.
    ...to which someone responded with...
    Quote Originally Posted by White Card
    Auschwitz
    It's an awesome game. If you don't feel either guilty or offended by the end, you're not playing it right ^_^
    I need this game

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    The news story would've been funnier if the camera man had turned around with the quip of "Oh well, guess we have lunch sorted" or similar.

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Also, I feel pretty bad for laughing at poor old Iceglow the other week. We were playing Gears of War, and he can't say the word "incendiary" and I kept asking him "Hey Steve, what are those fire grenades called again?" just to hear him try to say it. Afterwards I felt bad as he probably has a speech impediment or something. I'm sorry Steve
    I say a few words wrong all the time and yes, you and Dan are assholes for being like that. But it's ok because I'm a dick and I love you all the same. I don't think it's so much a speech impediment just more a mental block, I can read the word a thousand times and say it right after reading it but when I'm sitting there in convo not paying attention to the text on the screen (normally because we're talking and I'm busy shooting something) I will say it wrong every time. It's a lot like how I say "Fairy up liquid" when I mean "washing up liquid" but according to people who know me, especially girls the latter is cute as hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leader of mortals View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Værn View Post
    Has anyone here ever played Cards Against Humanity? It's kind of like Apples To Apples, but for terrible people. Each round a black card containing a question or incomplete phrase is turned over by the Card Czar, to which everyone else responds with a white card.

    Because it's such a terrible game, it's hard to say what the worst thing I've laughed at is. One incident that comes to mind, though, was when this card came up...
    Quote Originally Posted by Black Card
    __________ gives me uncontrollable gas.
    ...to which someone responded with...
    Quote Originally Posted by White Card
    Auschwitz
    It's an awesome game. If you don't feel either guilty or offended by the end, you're not playing it right ^_^
    I need this game
    NO YOU DON'T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGlassesGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by leader of mortals View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Værn View Post
    Has anyone here ever played Cards Against Humanity? It's kind of like Apples To Apples, but for terrible people. Each round a black card containing a question or incomplete phrase is turned over by the Card Czar, to which everyone else responds with a white card.

    Because it's such a terrible game, it's hard to say what the worst thing I've laughed at is. One incident that comes to mind, though, was when this card came up...
    Quote Originally Posted by Black Card
    __________ gives me uncontrollable gas.
    ...to which someone responded with...
    Quote Originally Posted by White Card
    Auschwitz
    It's an awesome game. If you don't feel either guilty or offended by the end, you're not playing it right ^_^
    I need this game
    NO YOU DON'T.
    Now I definitely need it

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    oh man plenty
    a lot of too soon memes

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    A group of people, of which I was one, were playing Articulate. An Action word - "tucking" - came up, to which the phrase "what you do to kids at night" was given as a clue.

    I think my answer was perfectly acceptable.

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