in Sainsbury's we'd play similar games to the ones Quin mentions the dancing like a reject one is similar to one of ours which was to go up behind the attractive girls and pretend to thrust/spank them and not get caught. I remember one time a guy from Fresh Foods got caught....it did not end well for him.

A good one at my current job is we tend to abandon colleagues to the bad customers who the rest of us are avoiding. I remember when I was on lower ground floor there was an old fellow who smelled a lot like pee, he also reminded me strangely of an extremely old Huxley (don't ask but he did genuinely look like an ancient version of the guy) at the sight of him myself and my colleagues would find excuses to go off shopfloor until only one person remained. That person would have to help the old person and suffer his smell.

Another common one, especially on the bigger counters in my store is that when there is a line of people waiting to be served and there is an extremely pretty girl the guys will compete to serve her. How do you compete whilst serving on a till? Have you ever wondered why a person has scanned your CDs in record time, chucking them in to a bag and all be barked the price at you? have you ever seen them yelling "next customer please!" before you've even had chance to pick up the carrier bag? We're competing and you better move your ass on out the way so that we can serve that hottie. Also to note, if we reckon we're going to miss the hottie we'll slow our transactions to a crawl. And by crawl I literally mean I have taken 3 mins or more to sell a single CD to a customer purely to ensure I get to serve the fit girl behind them.