Government departments are bloated, inefficient money drains who will pay silly amounts of money for simple contracts simply because they have to spend all of their budget, and don't let any wide-eyed socialist redditor tell you otherwise.

If you pay for Indian outsourced programming companies, expect...no, just don't expect anything.

Tech support involves replicating the problem in the local environment, then Googling it.

You know all that Linux/FOSS cool stuff you read about on the internet? Yeah, businesses don't use it. They'd rather pay obscene amounts of money for Microsoft software because, well, if it costs a fortune, it must be good! Bash scripts won't get you a job.

I could delete the entire school national exam mark database if I wanted to. Who's laughing now, teachers who said I'd amount to nothing!

That SQL script I sent you that has only been tested on our local test DB server? Yeah, for God's sake, run it on your test server first before running it on the live system because I am not a wizard and it's not my fault if the entire database disappears in a puff of smoke.