Worst/Creepiest pick-up lines....

[Jiro]

So...my girlfriend started posting some of this stuff to me and I thought it sounded familiar. Then she tells me that she was googling FF pickup lines for a laugh and this thread turned up..

Huh, ain't that a bitch.

[Quindiana Jones]

Keith David knows what the ladies like.

[Pike]

So...my girlfriend started posting some of this stuff to me and I thought it sounded familiar. Then she tells me that she was googling FF pickup lines for a laugh and this thread turned up..

This is great.

[Bunny]

Are your parents retarded? Because you look really special.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangential to your curves.

Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a Cauchy sequence that does not converge.

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

I wish I was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

Hey... nice asymptote.

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of QM, we may already be in love right now.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

While i was waiting for the train to go home from downtown this real creepy homeless dude came up to me and said this
"Hey baby how u doing? yea that's great but you know what would be greater? if me and you could take a trip down the river for some long time boating" i felt sorry for the dude but also felt real creeped out. so i ran as fast as i could to get away.

[Jiro]

Did he wait for your answer to "Hey baby how you doing?" before he continued? Because if not, that is fantastic.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Did he wait for your answer to "Hey baby how you doing?" before he continued? Because if not, that is fantastic.

lol as a matter of fact he interrupted me before i was able to say get away from me.lmao.

[Sylvie]

"I bet I could be a prettier bitch than you are right now"

[Tigmafuzz]

"I bet I could be a prettier bitch than you are right now"

That is so smurfing excellent.

[Quindiana Jones]

While i was waiting for the train to go home from downtown this real creepy homeless dude came up to me and said this
"Hey baby how u doing? yea that's great but you know what would be greater? if me and you could take a trip down the river for some long time boating" i felt sorry for the dude but also felt real creeped out. so i ran as fast as i could to get away.

This guy sounds disturbingly like Iceglow... You don't live in London, do you?

[Iceglow]

While i was waiting for the train to go home from downtown this real creepy homeless dude came up to me and said this
"Hey baby how u doing? yea that's great but you know what would be greater? if me and you could take a trip down the river for some long time boating" i felt sorry for the dude but also felt real creeped out. so i ran as fast as i could to get away.

This guy sounds disturbingly like Iceglow... You don't live in London, do you?

This guy is much more your style Arthur, don't be shy. My moves are bold and epic in scope but they're also far more subtle and smooth. Hell Psy knows this for a fact, he had front row seats to me in action charming a female police officer today.

[krissy]

"i see you got handcuffs ma'am. that's pretty hot. care to show me around your evidence room?"

[Kuroshima]

My gf used this one on me... and it worked... xD


"Hey, you look toast?" -Her
"Umm, Ya..." -Me
"Oh! Me Too, Let's bang."

[Rebellious Eagle]

"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can totally see myself in them!"