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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbaforever View Post
    I wish it was my Friday again... I'd be tempted to try my cousin's 90% proof Absynthe right now.
    O_O Jesus Christ.

    ...so Bubba, when we gonna hang out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylvie View Post
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    I once texted my girlfriend that I wanted to play volleyball with her boobs. It made sense at the time.
    I'm not sure if this is family friendly, Sephex. Nor is it a mature manifestation of sexuality. I may have to report your post next time it happens. There's a general effort going on about this kind of behavior.
    I will refrain from talking about hitting women's boobs like volleyballs from now on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
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    I once texted my girlfriend that I wanted to play volleyball with her boobs. It made sense at the time.
    I'm not sure if this is family friendly, Sephex. Nor is it a mature manifestation of sexuality. I may have to report your post next time it happens. There's a general effort going on about this kind of behavior.
    I will refrain from talking about hitting women's boobs like volleyballs from now on.
    Good, now you're safe from passive-aggression.

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    We should just get along, kids.

    Just saying....
    Creativity is certainly about not being constrained by rules or accepting the restrictions that society places on us. Of course the more people break the rules, the more likely they are to be perceived as ‘mentally ill’
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    Quote Originally Posted by jenovajunkie View Post
    We should just get along, kids.

    Just saying....
    I know you want to be a mediator and everything, but in order to achieve that, people need to actually be hostile towards each other first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacific hagfish View Post
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    Sarah, last time we drank together you had like two drinks to my six.
    The reason for that, Julian, is because I was alone in a hotel room with an Australian criminal and a Mexican who gets handsy when you're not looking. Who knows what sort of shenannigans you two could have rained down upon me had I consumed more alcohol

    Pretty sure I had three drinks, though That stuff hits me hard!
    And we're both sexy! It would have been good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylvie View Post
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    We should just get along, kids.

    Just saying....
    I know you want to be a mediator and everything, but in order to achieve that, people need to actually be hostile towards each other first.
    Didn't you put me in my place... ! Haha that was an attempt at a joke really. I don't care if you guys *snip*

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    10:30 AM SUCKAS AND I'M A BIT TOASTED YA
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    can i spread some jam on you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    10:30 AM SUCKAS AND I'M A BIT TOASTED YA
    Hey as any true boozer knows, it's 5 a.m. somewhere.

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    Hey guys/gals, back once again with the renagade master? Who would have thought that a guy from the wilderness could save mankind - can I get a holler. (Irish ale will be the death of me)

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    As Happy Noodle Boy can attest, sometimes I get drunk and run about in women's heels.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    As Happy Noodle Boy can attest, sometimes I get drunk and run about in women's heels.
    /waits for Sylvie to say something
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    As Happy Noodle Boy can attest, sometimes I get drunk and run about in women's heels.
    I probably would too if it didn't hurt my toes so damn bad. And if it weren't horrible for your ankles.
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    Should have posted in here last night. Got pretty drunk at an unofficial after work party. Good times were had by all, and now people are working today feeling faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic.

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