I was drinking with a load of women, so the wine is acceptable.

The cuts don't look too bad now I've got them patched up a bit. There's about a quarter of my eyebrow dashed on a road somewhere in St Germain en Laye, but other than that it's not too bad. The rest is just a long, ugly graze going from my eye to my ear!

I'll see about getting you lot a picture tomorrow, haha.