I am disappoint I thought this thread was about Ridiculously photogenic guy.


Peegee: only move zaps everything then confuses everyone. Works on bosses.
Rantzien: summoner/black mage who uses his whale powers to dominate
Quin: berserker who has changed his axe for a baby seal
Psychotic: Warrior with superior walrus mustache and a a claymore.
Pike: robotic unicorn who speaks english and can buy new upgrades for herself. Basically a red mage
Jiro: ninja
PLEFTBW: double ninja with a mustache
G13: Samurai with a crossbow and lightsaber
NCG: Bard who uses his guitar as an axe, and only knows heavy metal songs.
Sephex: Bard of death. All of his songs kill everyone who isn't deaf.
HC: Toucan
Del Murder: Spy. He'll be the one who betrays us near the end. But then he will sacrifice himself to save us.
Old Manus: see Aerith. Or see Black guy (horror films) but he gets a rocket launcher at first.
Shlup: a merduck who is crazy and hangs out with Old Manus, 0_o and Anthony Hopkins.

Loony BoB: king of the chocobos, wants to eradicate humans and make chocobos the dominant species through any and all means. His ultimate attack is KWEH! which kills everyone within a five mile radius, causes all women within ten miles to not die, but instead have a massive orgasm and instantly become preagnant and in love with BoB, and also cooks hot pockets to perfection.