Warning: Don't go to Disney World on June 2nd!

[Raistlin]

Why? Because, I know you won't believe such a shocking thing, you will see gay people! THE HORROR

Apparently the first Saturday of every June is "Gay Day" at Disney, where a bunch of gay people visit and have a gay orgy enjoy the rides and stuff. If you know what I mean.

The Florida Family Association is not gay about Gay Day. They try to spread the message so moral, god-fearing families know to keep their kids away.

Last year Florida Family Association hired an aircraft company to pull a banner for ten hours the day before and ten hours the day of to warn families about this offensive event before they arrived at the park on Saturday.

The airplane banner influenced mainstream family attendance at Disney during Gay Day to DROP between 50% to 60% [Me: and this statistic is clearly the result of objective studies with clear definitions]. We believe this aircraft banner warning to families SPARED TENS OF THOUSANDS of children from the unexpected exposure to this coming out party. This airplane banner is the most cost effective manner to warn families before they:

• Expose their children to same-sex revelry.

• Spend hundreds of dollars on tickets.

• Pay for parking.

• Commit a day for fun now ruined.

• Purchase food and novelties.

Good for them, saving families from wasting money on what they had planned to be a fun day filled with non-gay enjoyment. Gay people ruin everything, even Disney. I hope Disney World scrubs down the rides afterward, or innocent families on June 3rd may catch AIDS or something.

[Psychotic]

raistlin that is pretty homophobic mate

that kind of intolerance is just not on so please leave it off eyes on

thank you

[Raistlin]

How dare you persecute me based on my views! You European socialists are such anti-Christian bigots.

[Psychotic]

You're perfectly entitled to your views Raistlin and if you do not approve of homosexuality then that's your prerogative. We have homosexual members of this forum though and your hate speech is not conducive to the kind of tolerant atmosphere we want to create here.

[Pheesh]

Long quote? Stats!? Wait a second...this isn't a general chat thread at all D:

[KentaRawr!]

Dem darn gayz.

[Jinx]

Sounds like the day to go to me. A lot less people. I bet it'd be faaaabulouuuuus.

[Sephex]

They'll also attach a strap-on to Mickey Mouse and rename him Dickey Mouse on gay day.

That's the best I got for now.

[Roto13]

That's not nearly as offensive as Donald Duck running around bottomless all the time.

[NeoTifa]

I think Psychotic doesn't know when he's being trolled.

[Pike]

I think that's what Psychotic wants you to think.

[Raistlin]

I think Psychotic doesn't know when he's being trolled.

I know, right? Psychotic is too dumb to recognize parody! He's really an embarrassment to EoFF staff, even by their low standards (see: Shlup).

[Psychotic]

I think Psychotic doesn't know when he's being trolled.

Let me drink your precious irony.

[Old Manus]

Flip a coin

if its heads it means your gay

[Quindiana Jones]

I once met a gay person in real life. It was awful. They were like a normal human being and everything, except gay, y'know? Disney is bad enough with its implicit gayness and I sure as hell don't want to see the explicit stuff.

So Gay 2012.