So bumping this because I started playing it and I have a pertinent question. Firstly, thanks for using my pawn however many months ago and sending me a blade, Huxley.

Secondly, and I suspect it is smurfing Quin, who the hell on my friend's list is using a tiny female child called Lolita as their pawn? Which one of you dirty kiddie-fiddling mothersmurfers is it?

That's the beauty of this game, your depraved fantasies can be seen and judged by all your friends.