Hitting on People

[Jinx]

Do you hit on people a lot? When you do, what makes you decide to hit on someone? What's your best hitting on someone story?

[Bunny]

The other day I was walking down the street with my boys and this fine ass shawty walked by all dressed to the nines in some tiny lil booty shorts. As she walked by, everyone in the posse was all "Damn shawty you fine."

She stopped and we had a huge orgy on the streets.

[Clo]

Most people suck at flirting and I wish they would stop. Any good flirting needs to be subtle.

[Quindiana Jones]

This is how I get women. Works every time.

[Rantz]

When I see a tractable-looking woman, I stop her by grabbing her by both shoulders, stare into her eyes - this stuns them - and insert my finger (only one; I don't want to seem desperate) into her vagina. This act marks her as mine and I add her to my collection.

294 and counting!

[KentaRawr!]

I don't really hit on many people, but sometimes people assume I'm hitting on them when I make conversation. Jerks!

[Freya]

Peopel think I am hitting on them when I'm friendly but me ACTUALLY hitting on them is completely different. I rarely hit on people. Except tifa's boobs. She's going to show me those boobs. I just know it.

[Jinx]

Peopel think I am hitting on them when I'm friendly but me ACTUALLY hitting on them is completely different. I rarely hit on people. Except tifa's boobs. She's going to show me those boobs. I just know it.

For your lovely self, I just might.

(but no, really, when we go skinny dipping in OK you'll probably see 'em)

[Sylvie]

I'll hit on everyone by default, as long as you're pretty.

[Jinx]

I'll hit on everyone by default, as long as you're pretty.

I'm taking this as a compliment even though it wasn't directed to me, cos Sylvie hits on me all the time.

[Sylvie]

Oh, yes.

[Cuchulainn]

I rarely bother. If i do its by accident and as part of a natural process of liking someone

[Sephex]

I kind of spontaneously vomit all over the place when I try to hit on someone. I only have a 17% success rate.

[Carl the Llama]

Peopel think I am hitting on them when I'm friendly but me ACTUALLY hitting on them is completely different. I rarely hit on people. Except tifa's boobs. She's going to show me those boobs. I just know it.

For your lovely self, I just might.

(but no, really, when we go skinny dipping in OK you'll probably see 'em)

Boobs...

Freya...

Naked and wet...



When I hit on a woman I just talk to them, about them lol... works fairly well lol.

[escobert]

No, I don't really do much hitting on.