Promise I'm not on the troutter

[Quindiana Jones]

I really smurfing hate the scenarios you guys are describing. When I see someone walking down the street, not looking at where they are going, but smurfing around on their phone, I want to club their head, smash their phone, and ask them if they are going to decide to be aware out in public from now on.

Obviously there's nothing wrong with sitting down on a train or whatever and using your devices

I think that everybody should be legally obligated to gorilla-smash someone's phone out of their hand if they're not paying attention to where they're going.