When I'm at school in Ohio, if it rains it also gusts upward of 40 MPH. If I take an umbrella out with me, I have to grip it tightly to the point where my fingers hurt. So to counter that, I just don't bring one with me to class. Then I show up looking like I've been lost at sea for a week.

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