Tetra Master is a pile of filth on the face of the whole smurfing planet. I have officially denounced it. If we wanted to get really into this, we could. I'm not going to make you do anything that you don't want to do. I respect your boundaries. But here we are... looking at each other, naked... it's too real.

Anyway, consider:

  • It sucks because Final Fantasy IX is a piece of trout
  • Don't get out of your seat
  • A 17 year old girl is arrested for molesting an 8 year old boy. I don't consider this molestation.