I once met up with a girl through an online dating service. She seems pretty nice until I noticed that her teeth were either dark yellow or black. I quickly made an excuse to leave and offered to walk her out. We get outside and her mom and a bunch of her siblings/cousins are in a minivan. Her mom is clutching prayer beads shaking, presumable nervous about her mid 20s daughter daring to go on a date.

The girl still texted me that she had a great time and asked to hang out again.

Nope.