Quote Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg View Post
When I was dating a high school girlfriend, I went to her house to pick her up for our first date. I walked inside, and her dad yelled up stairs that I had arrived.

She was so excited that she tripped, fell, and rolled unceremoniously down the entire flight of stairs, coming to a stop at my feet. I of course helped her up, and she was physically okay.

She managed to do this the next two times I came to pick her up for a date. That probably should have warned me.
This could very well be the same girl... small world!

Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
I once met up with a girl through an online dating service. She seems pretty nice until I noticed that her teeth were either dark yellow or black. I quickly made an excuse to leave and offered to walk her out. We get outside and her mom and a bunch of her siblings/cousins are in a minivan. Her mom is clutching prayer beads shaking, presumable nervous about her mid 20s daughter daring to go on a date.

The girl still texted me that she had a great time and asked to hang out again.

Nope.
Do you still have her number?