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    Let's just let him die as fast as possible, give patient lots of exercise.
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    I will suck the venom out myself. No need to let this inconvenience the trip. Oregon must be settled no matter what.

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    What's the problem? Australians are immune to venom.

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    Where's the "Become Bane" option? He could use the venom as the steroids.

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    Suction method.

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    I vote for exercise.

    Judging by DarkBahamut's suggestion to use the venom as steroids, it seems that he also believes exercise to be the appropriate choice. That makes three votes against two.


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    You bastards are going to try and kill off an australian? I'll show you.

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    We're not trying to kill you. That rattlesnake is. And it may finish you off yet if we don't get your blood flowing so those white blood cells can do their job.


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    So you want to test Jiro's strength and fortitude, eh? We'll see how this goes. So far so good; it's been a few days since that fateful night and Jiro is feeling OK. This is easy mode for an Aussie.

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    Meanwhile, we've met our next river. Wat do?

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    Use Jiro as a raft.

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    Chevy the river
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    USE ME AS A RAFT. THE WATER WILL WASH AWAY THE VENOM.

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    By using Jiro as a raft, we were able to successfully cross the river without incident! Things continued well for a few days, BUT THEN!

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    Coninue as usual. Lighting goes for the highest point, so it really shouldn't matter where we are, we are on a plain and will always be the highest point. Better to keep moving and hopefully avoid the storm.
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    Get advice. Maybe there are some indians around who know a dance to make lightning smurf off? If not, full steam ahead because lightning doesn't scare me!

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