Ford it.
Cock the wagon and float
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Two votes ford, one vote caulk. Any final input from anyone?
Wear the wagon as a hat.
Hat rhymes with mat and mats go in your car and ford is a type of car.
I agree with Quin, so that's two votes for ford, one vote for caulk, and two votes for hat.
Edit: Is that three for hat?
I think Jiro's answer counts as one for hat and one for ford.
Let's do both!
Proof that it's a perfect match:
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This river crossing just became badass.
If that poison gets me, I want to be buried here on the banks of the Laramie River, the site where we were joined by an angelic apparition of Indy.
So what happened next? Was the angelic Ford able to help our heroes across the river?
...
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...Jiro's snake was apparently on board.
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Well, damn. Fortunately no one was hurt, although Indy was nowhere to be seen after that.
And as if to add insult to injury, we're now at ANOTHER river, which just so happens to be the exact same sort as the last one. Do we want to attempt to invoke the blessing of Ford again?
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Caulk that wagon like it's its wedding night!
Cock it like a ... somthing funny.
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