Waterskiing sounds like a great idea. We can do that, right?
Waterskiing? Sure, why not.
I don't think the oxen were impressed with that plan, though.
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Pathetic animals! Doubleteam them and let's show some hustle baby!
Spit roast them.
GUYS WE ARE ALMOST THERE
ARE WE SERIOUSLY GOING TO LET A BUNCH OF ROCKS STOP US?
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Try to clear the path.
Wait for conditions to improve. Like, a tectonic shift or something.
Ask the rocks for advice.
Move those smurfing rocks out of my way. I've caught the flu twice and been smurfing bitten by a snake, I'm not letting some smurfing rocks stop me.
Apparently our team is made up of wusses because we failed to move the rocks and we had to wait for another team to clear them for us
Anyways then we continued onward and YOU GUYS WE ARE ALMOST THERE, THIS IS ONE OF THE LAST RIVERS TO CROSS, LET'S NOT MESS THIS ONE UP
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3 and 1/2 oh god why couldn't it be 3 ft or 4 ft I would know what to do then
lets just ford it
if we sink then that other team can save us I guess
give them a higher score